#Purpose

"Grateful [10w] + [10w] If you can't think of anything you should be grateful for,think that you can think and be grateful for that."

"To live only for some future goal is shallow. It's the sides of the mountain that sustain life, not the top."

"War [10w] Fight wars not to win, but so our enemies don't."

"Men are not generally sufficiently aware of the distinction between the law of God and his purpose; they are apt to suppose, that as the temper of the sinner is contrary to the one, so the outrages of the sinner are able to defeat the other; than which nothing can be more false."

"Charity [10w] Contentment over your life is the best aphrodisiac for charity."

"Wherefore Art Thou, William [10w] Every Shakespeare mouse 'tis tim'rous and every lover 'tis fuck'd."

"9/11 Haiku: Rudy Giuliani, Mayor of New York "Now you boxcutter, Iraqi Pete, camel fuckersreally pissed me off!"

"You were born with a song in the seat of your soul; let the life that you live be the singing of it."

"Over-Douse [10w] Trying to mask death's smell,old ladies over-douse on perfume."

"The purpose of art is washing the dust of daily life off our souls."

"It is not true that everyone is special. It is true that everyone was once special and still possesses the ability to recover it."

"Wisconsin State Motto Forward.Leading the nation in drunk driving and Cheesehead hats."

"Spooning [10w] Love means tasting her spaghetti sauce on a wooden spoon."

"Sharia Justice [10w] Sharia justice is a lynch mob masquerading as Allah's will."

"Nevada Haiku 'Happens in Vegasstays in Vegas', long as youpay hos to shut up."

"Comedy vs. Satire [10w] Comedy pokes fun at society's self-inflation;satire deflates the balloon."

"Depth of Love [10w] The longer the time between relationships,the deeper your love."

"Deal or No Deal ~ Deal with It "God, please tell me the place I'm going after I dieis filled with bright eyes and bushy tails, or I'm not going."

"After soul searching, I found myself. Then I found myself giving of myself to a charity that finds missing children. It's great to be found."

"Creation is bringing potential into being, bringing inspiration into action. Inspiration and action are nothing when they are apart. Inspiration feels like a great a wondrous thing, but if it is not manifested, it is as if it never existed. Likewise, action without inspiration has no purpose. It is only when they are together as one that they are truly something."