#quip

"We have to continually be jumping off cliffs and developing our wings on the way down."

"The heart has its reasons which reason knows not."

"Look on the bright side,"said Simon, "If they need a human sacrifice, you can always offer me. I'm not sure the rest of you qualify anyway."

"When I write, I feel like an armless, legless man with a crayon in his mouth."

"In a recent interview, General Norman Schwartzkof was asked if he thought there was room for forgiveness toward the people who have harboured and abetted the terrorists who perpetrated the 9/11 attacks on America. His answer..."I believe that forgiving them is God's function. Our job is simply to arrange the meeting."