#quip

"When I write, I feel like an armless, legless man with a crayon in his mouth."

"We have to continually be jumping off cliffs and developing our wings on the way down."

"The heart has its reasons which reason knows not."

"In a recent interview, General Norman Schwartzkof was asked if he thought there was room for forgiveness toward the people who have harboured and abetted the terrorists who perpetrated the 9/11 attacks on America. His answer..."I believe that forgiving them is God's function. Our job is simply to arrange the meeting."

"Look on the bright side,"said Simon, "If they need a human sacrifice, you can always offer me. I'm not sure the rest of you qualify anyway."