#Invention

"We have to continually be jumping off cliffs and developing our wings on the way down."

"To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk."

"The world is moving so fast these days that the man who says it can't be done is generally interrupted by someone doing it."

"I just invented a hug machine. It’s solar powered so you can use it when you feel depressed, like on a cloudy day. Shit."

"I wish my stove came with a Save As button like Word has. That way I could experiment with my cooking and not fear ruining my dinner."

"Thus, though I dislike to differ with such a great man, Voltaire was simply ludicrous when he said that if god did not exist it would be necessary to invent him. The human invention of god is the problem to begin with."

"Invention, it must be humbly admitted, does not consist in creating out of void but out of chaos."

"I have a doctorate degree from the School of Hard Knocks. I studied door-to-door salesmanship. This was before the doorbell was invented."

"Life is infinitely stranger than anything which the mind of man could invent."

"life is a continous journey of transformation"

"Mr. Watson — Come here — I want to see you.[First intelligible words spoken over the telephone]"

"The day science begins to study non-physical phenomena, it will make more progress in one decade than in all the previous centuries of its existence."

"I just invented a device that eliminates vice. It looks like a bottle of booze, only it’s empty, because I just drank it."

"The half hour between waking and rising has all my life proved propitious to any task which was exercising my invention... It was always when I first opened my eyes that the desired ideas thronged upon me."

"Art is an invention of aesthetics, which in turn is an invention of philosophers... What we call art is a game."

"Combine a fog machine and a cotton candy maker to create delicious mystery. This is the heart of romance."

"Necessity may be the mother of invention, but who is the father? Don’t look at me! I wore a condom."