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"Curse of the Ageing Woman {Couplet} I'm a wallflower, bluestocking, left on the Shelf, When you're beyond one's sell-by date, you've left by yourself,"

"Iran [10w] In Teheran daylight dawnswith minarets against skies of bronze."

"Choice vs. Disease [10w] People who label lack of control a disease evade responsibility."

"Definition of Haiku in Haiku Due to brevityyour lame observations seemdeeper than they are."

"How to Save the World [10w] When true love floods in, it could float an ark."

"Maine State Motto Dirigo. [10]You won't find no niggers here, eh."

"Love Scars Love leaves more scars than a ten car pile-up ~and nobody's got insurance."

"Il Principe 2015: Lesson 2 ~ Shit If you're going to run for public office,you must first scrape the shit off your shoe,or the stink will follow you."

"The Gypsy Jackpot An ambulance, a police car and a fire truck parked in front of a gypsy's trailer can only mean one thing ~ insurance scam!"

"Telekinetic Poker Players Telekinetic poker players have a tell when they're bluffing:they always raise you."

"The Downside of Stuff {Couplet) I got what I want;I have what I need.But they want what I have,and they'll make me bleed."

"The Poet's Mind In so many ways I walk ablaze in a maze,my eyes in a glaze, my mind in a daze,this poem's just a phrase in the latency phase,rephrase, rephrase, rephrase..."

"Eckhart Tolle for Sociopaths The foundation for all abundance is having more cool shit than your neighbor."

"It was odd, (Tessa thought), what brought out tenderness in people."

"Grease [10w] Relationships between people are rarely frictionless;they all need grease."

"Depression vs. Death Depression is anger turned within causing misery and hopelessness.Death is hate turned within until it totally eats you alive."

"Tennessee State Motto Agriculture and Commerce.Where the KKK was bornand the most popular pick up line is, 'Nice tooth!"

"The Moon The moon's a pearl among the starry gems,more cultured than the rest of them.A blemished diadem of charcoaled nightthat chaperons the sun back to the light."

"2 Rules on Becoming a Good Poet [10w] Rule#1: Never write shitty poetry.Rule#2: Never forget Rule #1."

"Epiphanies [10w] Epiphanies aren't intuitions of new ideas;they're rearranging existing information."