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"If you want the best the world has to offer, offer the world your best."

"DNA [10w] DNA's the last hope of our species,spiraling to extinction."

"Il Principe 2015: Lesson 1 - The Balls If humility is what's all important to your adversary,humble yourself before him,and you've got him by the balls."

"Humans vs. Monkeys [10w] + [10w] Baby monkeys are much more clever than a human babies.Human babies leap ahead because of their capacity for language."

"Pizza vs. Internet Porn I'm still debating whether pizza or internet porn is the best thing ever invented.I've already jack-off three times while eating a double-cheese pepperoni piemaking my careful deliberations."

"Rainbows and Gratuitous Violence Whenever I see a rainbow, I want to punch a penguin in the face."

"Star No matter how bright the star, it's just part of a galaxy which is part of a constellation which is part of the night skywhich is part of the known universewhich is a speck of dust in God's eye."

"Out to Lunch [10w] Behind closed doors, there's nothing we rightfully can call crazy."

"Flattery [10w] Flattery is the only passport that will get you everywhere"

"Ars Poetica: Dovetailing Collage [10w] Poems should be a dovetailing collage not a linear cohesion."

"Visual Pun [10w] Example of visual pun:cloud shaped like a banana peel."

"Death is the easy part, the hard part is living and knowing you could be so much more then you’re willing to be."

"First Day at Harvard [10w] Smartest kid in the roomwalks into room of competitors."

"Russian, Umerzhurnalistka Someone who too many questions for his own good. Literally, 'Dead journalist'."

"War [10w] When leaders threaten war,they’re breaking dirt on our graves."

"Fighting For Your Life [10w] 'Everything will be alright,'doesn't mean we stop the fight."

"Reconstruction of Japan After World War II [10w] 'I am what I plan'became the motto of modern-Japan."

"Control [10w] Don't lose control by imagining you can control your lover."

"Informal HP Survey: Should Poetry Rhyme? O.K., readers, anybody who thinks poetry should rhymeplease tap your caneor jiggle your walker."

"What lies beneath the Semblance? What lies beneath the semblance.What lies beneath the semblance of lies.What lies beneath the semblance of lies!Lies lie beneath her semblance.Lies lie beneath her semblance.Lies, lies and more lies!"