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"Preparation [10w] Hope for the best, but prepare for your insufferable wife."

"Read vs. Write If you want to know about life second hand, read;if you want to experience life directly, write."

"To Trend or Not to Trend I've had a thousand trending poems,they were rarely my best.Evoking empathy and shared feelingis the poet's only true test."

"In the Porn Industry [10w] Lacking a college-diploma's more than compensated by a humongous penis."

"Loneliness [10w] Loneliness is GPS equipped new Mercedeswith nowhere to go.****************"

"Selfies [10w] Selfies allows you instant gratification and reminiscence all at once."

"The Hand that Feeds You Don't bite the hand that feeds you ~unless you're in a haunted houseand the fucking hand isn't attached to anything."

"Why Utopias Fail When you tie several horses together and one takes the lead, they all fall."

"Soar Like a Pigeon [10w] Better be a pigeon than an eagle with Indians around."

"Comfort Zone Your comfort zone has a clock on it, ticking off until it becomes your death zone."

"Tell the negative committee that meets inside your head that they have nothing to say you haven't heard before and it's about time they disbanded until they have something positive to say."

"Genesis {Couplet} God spoke the world into existence, reifying an abstraction.Now the Creator's had second thoughts and wishes to utter a retraction."

"Finding Fault [10w] + {Couplet} We find in others faultWhenever our wounds perceives salt."

"Tofino, Canada Haiku Free flowing clothes,Strumming guitar on the beach.Still my baggage follows me."

"Plant vs. Harvest [10w] Any fool can harvest but it takes true skill to plant."

"Ruminating Poetry A poem should be eaten in one sittingbut regurgitated often like a ruminant's food."

"First Day at Harvard [10w] Smartest kid in the roomwalks into room of competitors."

"I kept loving and loving and loving. Every waking hour, I marveled on how these moments would make made me feel. I wanted to love the world and be the change it so deliciously craved."

"Small Packages [10w] Great things come in small packages from a geological perspective."

"Jonesing [10w] Is it odd of me that I'm Jonsesing for strange?"