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"God vs. Satan [10w] Why can't God and Satan get along?They're both detail-oriented."

"Fat Bungee Jumpers When I watch a fat woman bungee jumpI swear I can feel the earth leaving its orbit."

"Wherefore Art Thou, William [10w] Every Shakespeare mouse 'tis tim'rous and every lover 'tis fuck'd."

"Rhode Island State Motto Hope.Not much here but at least we have Family Guy."

"Socrates [10w] "I know less than you.That's how smart I am!"

"In the Future [1]: (criminals) In the future we're going to find a wayto turn criminals into wordsand then place them in parentheses."

"The thing I write will be the thing I write."

"A Frog in my Throat I had me frog in my throat.I swallowed hard and it croaked.Tasted like shit.Next time I get me a frog in my throat,my snooty French boyfriend better wash his dick with soap."

"Avery If a boy named Avery marries a girl named Avery,will they name or just label their children?"

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"Gray [10w] Since gray's the 'new black' things aren't black and white."

"Mint Julep {Couplet} I've had more than a hint of a tulip or two,after treating them to a mint julep, or two."

"Suicide Note [10w] "Don't ask why I committed suicide.Question why everybody doesn’t."

"Concatenate /kənˈkætəneɪt/to link together, as in a chain Do you concatenate cats by tying their tails together or do you just stuff the tail of one into the mouth of the other?Which method is better for yanking your chain?"

"We should love, not fall in love, because everything that falls, gets broken."

"Forget [10w] {Couplet} Let's lift our goblet of regret,forgive, forsake and forget."

"Irish-Gaelic Wife-Fooking Proverb The truth can't be concealedI fooked your Caitlin from behind,because you can never plow a field by just turning it over in your mind.By the way, Caitlin's last words, before sucking me cock, were"Me husband's balls smells like ballyblue cheese, ahhhhhh, Éirinn go Brách!"

"The 3 Most Powerful Words in the English Language for Every College Student [3w] Ilovepizza"

"Fate [10w] The eternal point where our dreams intersect is called fate."

"Original Thoughts [10w] Original thoughts are not diminished by days, distance or disregard."