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"Rainbows and Gratuitous Violence Whenever I see a rainbow, I want to punch a penguin in the face."

"Poets and Competitiveness [10w] "I'm the only poet I need to be better than."

"Rhode Island State Motto Hope.Not much here but at least we have Family Guy."

"Poets, Shakespeare and Trash A poet must read equal amountsof trash and Shakespeare to learn how to distinguish between the two."

"One Philosophical Question, Two Faces [10w] 'Is life wort living?' is tantamount to'Does God exist?"

"Invisible Attraction What's invisible to the eye is that as you move towards love,love moves towards you."

"Lo que sabemos es una gota de agua; lo que ignoramos es un océano."

"Excuse me, I feel interrupted and I think I've overdose from the idea of loving you."

"The greatest adventure is to have no fear for the blaze that lies ahead."

"Carlsberg: Probably the best lager in the world... ...just like IKEA is the best furniture on earth."

"Lies vs. Truth [10w] I can only speak truth if I lie to myself."

"Wretched [10w] Intelligence without compassion is an invitation to a wretched life."

"You're Totally Fucked' Defined [10w] What's before you is hopeless and behind you is negligible."

"Ode to a Wastepaper Basket I love the way you sit in the corner,gracious like a lover,catching my every crumpled vanity."

"The Game Is Afoot God's buried eight jewels within my soul.Life's game is,'Remove each gem, yet find me whole.'The clue is,"Eight is one, and one is eight,no jewel's more precious,all equally great."

"Wherefore Art Thou, William [10w] Every Shakespeare mouse 'tis tim'rous and every lover 'tis fuck'd."

"A-New-Year's-a-Comin' [10w] A new year is coming!Let's all make new mistakes!"

"The moment you start arguing with an ignorant fool, you have already lost."

"Good vs. Great [10w] To be good twice is a true mark of greatness."

"War [10w] Fight wars not to win, but so our enemies don't."