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"Till Death Do You Part [10w] Marriage will indeed change people ~for better or for worse."

"Meek [10w] Blessed are the meek, for they've learned how to duck."

"Telekinetic Poker Players Telekinetic poker players have a tell when they're bluffing:they always raise you."

"Hung [10w] Being caught with your pants down is a hanging offense."

"Humans vs. Monkeys [10w] + [10w] Baby monkeys are much more clever than a human babies.Human babies leap ahead because of their capacity for language."

"Fig The proud oak wed a seedling figHe welcomed her caressThough round his lofty limbs she woundHe saw no need for distress.The fig enveloped all his trunkHer grip grew firm and tightThe oak withered in his arroganceAs she choked off his last light."

"On your quest to spirituality it is often required to suspend your rationality; but true spirituality asks that you enhance your rationality."

"Shame isn't a strong enough word for what I feel. "You could live a hundred lifetimes and not deserve him, you know,"Haymitch says."

"I’m very much down to earth, just not this earth."

"Jonesing [10w] Is it odd of me that I'm Jonsesing for strange?"

"Loneliness [10w] Loneliness is GPS equipped new Mercedeswith nowhere to go.****************"

"God Created [10w] Lips were created to kiss and hands to make peace."

"Over [10w] It's never ever over because the fat lady can't sing."

"Do Me No Favors Haiku 'Do me no favors ~I can take care of myself.So, pay the check and drive me home."

"She was broken from moment to moment, watching her world collide she felt lost inside herself. She fell apart for a passion that flamed beneath her. She waited and died a hundred times, it dripped from her pores. The moment she let go, she soared over the stillness like the star she was born to be."

"Poetry in a Bottle [10w] If you could bottle poetry you'd have one addictive drink."

"Pedestals [10w] People should not be placed on pedestals unless they're stuffed."

"Nursing Homes [10w] Nursing homes are house haunted by the living and half-dead."

"Birds [10w] When a bird wakens, flight is no longer a dream."

"Snob [10w[ I'm throwing a party so exclusive I'm not even invited."