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"Campbell's Soup: M'm! M'm! Good!... ...even though our products have more sodium than the Dead Sea."

"Eyes of Heaven To see through the eyes of heavenis to look upon your fellow manand only see the good in him."

"Mine was the twilight and the morning. Mine was a world of rooftops and love songs."

"Grease [10w] Relationships between people are rarely frictionless;they all need grease."

"Let Others Speak [10w] When others speak of your virtues they grow tenfold."

"Doldrums People who live in the doldrumscan't throw caution to the wind."

"Sixty is the New Fifty The good news is sixty is the new fifty.The bad news is twenty is the new ten."

"If the fate of the universe was decided in a single moment at the instant of the Big Bang , that was the most creative moment of all."

"Consciousness-Driven Evolution circa 60,000 B.C. Random genetic mutation allowed homo sapiens to compete more successfully for food and mating rights. Just listen to girl chatter posted on the cave walls:"Boy, Uggh is hot. He's sentient!""Yeah. He doesn't need a club to get my attention."

"Imitation [10w] Art imitates life.Life imitates art.I just imitate imitation."

"Enough [10w] Enough's the only thing most people can't get enough of."

"Leaping lemmings! Leaping lemmings!I so adore ya'Can't get enoughJust want more’o'ya'!When I've had my fill'o'ya',I long for anotherRefill'o'ya.So, let's cut my spiel And here's the deal:I'm just gonna' haveta' cloneya'!So, when we're doneJust having fun --I'm just gonna' haveta' boneya'Again."

"BMW: The ultimate driving machine... ...just like our gas chambers were the ultimate killing machines."

"American Foreign Policy [10w] Foreign Policy requires dealing from the bottom of the deck."

"Love and Blindness [10w] Love may be unilaterally blind,but divorce blinds both parties."

"Maybe what this is. What we have, is something that will save us from ourselves."

"Make It Happen!!! [10w] Don't wait for someone to fall in love with you."

"Mind Maneuvers When we hear something unflattering,our mind doesn't fully process it.When we hear a compliment,the mind goes into overdriveand tend to read too much into it."

"How Hard? [10w] Fuck’em hard enough to make their breasts move like Jell-O."

"What's in it for me?' A selfish person doesn't become compassionate as the result of some words of wisdom or epiphany. The selfish need selfish reasons to act unselfish."