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"Soulmate [10w] When you meet your soulmate,God's walked into the room."

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"Heartbreak [10w] Heartbreak’s like a heart attack but without the hospital bills."

"Il Principe 2015: Lesson 2 ~ Shit If you're going to run for public office,you must first scrape the shit off your shoe,or the stink will follow you."

"Put it All on Black' [10w] God doesn't play dice with the universe;He prefers roulette."

"My soul hurts."

"Psychotherapy [10w] If you can second guess a psychotherapist,they’re totally useless."

"Regret vs. Good Times "If I had to regret the good times I spent with every lover who eventually disillusioned me,my love life would be reduced to ten seconds."

"Memory Timeline of Divorce Divorce +1 year: "Just because we don't talk, it doesn't mean I can't stop thinking about you."Divorce +10 years: "The one good thing that came out of our marriage was our wonderful children."Divorce +20 year: "Who? Doesn't ring a bell."

"On your quest to spirituality it is often required to suspend your rationality; but true spirituality asks that you enhance your rationality."

"A Chuck Yeager Moment {Couplet} There's a sonic boom resonating in my head as I break through the 2000 HP follower watershed."

"Happiness [10w] Happiness resides in the quiet pause,not in the pursuit."

"Glow in the Dark "You've led me from stark nightwith a love that glows in the dark."

"To you I am neither man nor woman. I come before you as an author only. It is the sole standard by which you have a right to judge me--the sole ground on which I accept your judgment."

"Area 51 [20w] If aliens were truly looking for intelligent life on earth,what the fuck were they thinking going to New Mexico?"

"War [10w] When leaders threaten war,they’re breaking dirt on our graves."

"Dogs [10w] Dogs never lie about love,but occasionally fake an orgasm."

"Sometimes you have to be apart from people you love, but that doesn't make you love them any less. Sometimes you love them more."

"To Trend or Not to Trend I've had a thousand trending poems,they were rarely my best.Evoking empathy and shared feelingis the poet's only true test."

"Some Semblance of Such "To lose one's identity to a Doppelgänger may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose multiple identities speaks of Nabakov."