#sacred-wisdom

"Preparation [10w] Hope for the best, but prepare for your insufferable wife."

"Argument [10w] Argue for the sake of resolutionnot for arguments sake.."

"Minimum Wage [10w] Even trained bears couldn't bear working for bare minimum wage."

"You Can't Win [10w] Every bitch is a witch;every wife brings you strife."

"Time Time waits for no man ~but for hot women Time makes exceptions."

"Embalming [10w] Injecting baking soda whitens, freshens, and softens the dearly departed."

"Ageing [10w] There's no such thing as age -- only degrees of opacity."

"Make It Happen!!! [10w] Don't wait for someone to fall in love with you."

"How to End Racism [10w] The children of interracial marriages should look like panda bears."

"Frivolous Gossip and Poetry It's just so much frivolous gossip to dwell upon the moral merits of a poet;what should only concern the reader is the merit of his words.Leave moral judgments to the preachers and aesthetic judgments to the critical readers."

"What One Vulture Said to the Other I have a bone to pick with you ~which end shall we start on?"

"Vengeance, Thy Name is Woman Betrayed women aren't exactly vengeful,but they aren't exactly anything else."

"Imaginary Friends [10w] My imaginary friend insulted me by calling me real."

"Poetry as Conspiracy [10w] A poem is unspoken conspiracy between the reader and poet."

"Rationality vs. Madness [10w] Rationality maintains the world's status quo.Madness drives the change."

"Object of Desire A woman knows she's the object of a unknown man's desirelike a game animal becoming aware it is being looked at."

"Poet and the Fool {Couplet} {Limerick} The fool does his ego inflate,much like a poet does his oeuvre overrate.But the truth of the matter is that neither shit matters;harsh reality shall both nitwits deflate."

"Hidden [10w] God hides enough happiness in sadness to light the world."

"Tonight is For the Dying I've seen it grow dark ten-thousand times, yet never once mourned the loss of light, until tonight. Tonight I'm dying, dying, dying; before morn I may be ash in an urn, I know the light will return, maybe keeping ablaze its promise to others. Maybe not.If I had my druthers, the others would bedying, dying, dying, too,tonight."

"Sublime Beauty When I shut my eyes, I can move mountains.When I open them, mountains can move me."