#sacred-wisdom

"God vs. Satan [10w] Why can't God and Satan get along?They're both detail-oriented."

"Dogs Playing Poker Art [10w] Poker-faced dogs looks like they're bluffing or need to shit."

"Shit Poetry [10w] Poetry without grace of expression is just so much shit."

"Patriotism [10w] Patriotism for the rich is a subtle synonym for profiteering."

"Marriage Material For women seeking a marriage partner,a man's sense of humor trumps good looks.Unfortunately for the funnymen out there,security trumps laughter."

"Carlsberg: Probably the best lager in the world... ...just like IKEA is the best furniture on earth."

"Romantic Ring Ceremony Define this wedding ring,with which I betroth thee unto me forever,not by the confining boundaries of it's goldbut by the empty circle within -that perfect portal to your loving heartyou have opened for me, and me alone -as I have opened mine for you."

"Charity [10w] Contentment over your life is the best aphrodisiac for charity."

"A Matter of Perspective I see rain dancing on the stage of the pond.Fish see heaven throwing a thousand kisses.My wife see a drizzle of olive oil on a pot of spaghetti. The scientist sees condensation and precipitation.The rain sees reincarnation.A poet see them all in permutation."

"Death Ride Denied At the stables of your agonyDeath brought his morbid mareTo whisk you from your woeful wantsAnd coax you from your cares.A ride you did deny this princeAnd bid him soft farewell,Hoping the morrow must be brighter sinceYour yesterdays were hell."

"Dammit Goddammit' Defined [10w] Damned if you do and damned if you don't double-bind."

"Family [10w] Family is a truth pill ~ just beware of an overdose."

"Sex Kitchens of the Future [10w] Her entire kitchen was made of silicone ~ including her breasts."

"Virtual Friends [10w] Internet camaraderie's bullshit because these 'friends' can't be relied upon."

"Frank Lloyd Wright {Couplet} Frank Lloyd Wright eliminated the confining wall,so now when your wife screams at youit sounds like you're in Tammany Hall."

"Poets Job Description [10w] Poets console the soul with words and eyes with images."

"Royal Pricks [10w] Woe unto the king of his bubble who's a prick."

"Jonesing [10w] Is it odd of me that I'm Jonsesing for strange?"

"Rainbows and Gratuitous Violence Whenever I see a rainbow, I want to punch a penguin in the face."

"Suicide Note [10w] "Don't ask why I committed suicide.Question why everybody doesn’t."