#sacred-wisdom

"Comments Being the first to comment on a poem,is like breaking a bottle of champagneagainst the hull of a new ship."

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"God May Grant Your Wishes Daily [10w] Pray for sunshine at night and moonbeams when you wake."

"Pale Oak Leaves Scatter Pale oak leaves scatteraround my father's grave."For this I pay $30/month maintenance?"

"A Suicide's Regret "I cut my vein in vain;blood slowly oozes out.I should've cut an arteryand watch it spurt and spout."

"Bagels and Lox Life's an everything bagel;love is a schmear of scallion cream cheese;and lox, no matter how you cut it,is resistant to dumbass metaphors."

"Objective Journalism Foreign journalists will always compromise objectivity to preserve relationships that give them better access."

"Marriage Material For women seeking a marriage partner,a man's sense of humor trumps good looks.Unfortunately for the funnymen out there,security trumps laughter."

"Ferdinand VII of Spain {Couplet} He who can false loyalty feignshall sit twice upon the throne of Spain."

"Err [10w] My dear, "To err is human — to forgive, to redefine."

"Spooning [10w] Love means tasting her spaghetti sauce on a wooden spoon."

"My Fathers Last Words My dad was a sadist and whorehound.His last words were,'Son, I have a million dollars hidden in the."

"I [10w] 'I' is a wellspring in the desertoverflowing with life."

"What Women Want [10w] What women want is a feeling of security with abs."

"Deadlines The only deadline I plan on missing is the one at the cemetery."

"Liberating Dreams [10w] God was with Joseph in prison.They escaped through dreams."

"What Children See [10w] "A spider is an octopus who lives in the desert."

"Heartbreak [10w] Heartbreak’s like a heart attack but without the hospital bills."

"Hypocrisy [10w] Religion without hypocrisy doesn't exist;that's man's imperfection, not God's."

"Pacifism There's nothing like seeing action in war to turn a soldier into an instant pacifist or an instant killer."