#sacred-wisdom

"Credo of a Substitute Teacher I'm a 'sugar free' substitute teacher.I speak frankly and never gave any of my studentsa single word of encouragement.Why should I? Even after 10 years the school hasn't given me a pension, health insurance or paid sick leave.So fuck 'em.Fuck 'em all."

"Using the Backdoor If we compare writing computer code to sex,then hacking would be anal sex."

"Got Hate? When a hater cozily whispers shit in your ear about them,what does that say about you?"

"My Secret for Out-of-the-Box-Thinking To help me writein my signature out-of-the-box style,I sit in front of my humidifier that I've filled up with Grey Goose vodka.My humidifier is now at Underwriters Laboratoriesin a 12-Step Programand buddied up with a de-humidifier."

"Virtual Reality [10w] Bliss is a virtual-reality headset coupled with a virtual-reality hooker software."

"Unconditional Love [10w] If you're not giving unconditional love,you're offering conditional hate."

"Perfect Sex [10w] Perfects sex balances the conflicting pleasures of submission and mastery."

"Ethical Dilemma of an Ascending Body [10w] + [10w] You can't ascend a ladderwithout rungs to push back;you can't climb a staircasewithout stairs to step on."

"The Dangers of Second Hand Smoke "Second hand smoke can be harmful becauseif you don't put out that fucking cigaretteI'm smashing your head open with this baseball bat."

"Cleverness vs. Crime [10w] Being caught's the only difference between cleverness and crime."

"Thai-kus From the dark starfishof the 300 Baht whoremy white sperm bubbles.Reclining BuddhaBirds nest in your golden ears.What wisdom they hear."

"Ineffable Poetry A good poem goes beyond the physics of our world;it can't be quantified; it's an ineffable voice that speak directly to our soul,bypassing the laws of this world."

"Sharia Justice [10w] Sharia justice is a lynch mob masquerading as Allah's will."

"No-brainers [10w] No-brainers are challenging enough for people with no fucking brains."

"Noah [10w] God, I love rain too ~but this is fucking ridiculous!"

"How to End Racism [10w] The children of interracial marriages should look like panda bears."

"Suicide Note [10w] "Don't ask why I committed suicide.Question why everybody doesn’t."

"Knowledge vs. Wisdom [10w] + [10w] Knowledge is the understanding that you are what you eat. Wisdom is not eating a pussy with hair on it."

"Notoriety vs. Anonymity [10w] 'Tis better to live with notoriety,than die of anonymity."

"Lost Love [10w] + {Couplet} Lost love's the season of mists,Though they are gone, memory persists."