#sacred-wisdom

"Love vs. Control [10w] A lover you can control is not worthy of having."

"Family {Couplet} For my misery, family brings relief,tripling my joy, halving my grief.This aesthetic arithmetic's quite poetic,an accounting surmounting odds unsympathetic.Now there seems no hardship I cannot withstand,accompanied by my exponential, familial band."

"Hung [10w] Being caught with your pants down is a hanging offense."

"Happiness [10w] Happiness resides in the quiet pause,not in the pursuit."

"Fugly Fishmates For every woman that looks like a hatchet-faced haddockthere's an equally ugly flounder-faced man with even fewer prospects."

"How Hard? [10w] Fuck’em hard enough to make their breasts move like Jell-O."

"Opportunities Come a Knockin' [10w] Never miss the opportunity to fuck or write poetry."

"In and Out [10w] Our infant blanket in the externalization of our mother's womb.ღ ♛ ღ ♛ ღ ♛ ღ ♛ ღ Intruth, we should be married under,sling our newborn babiesinand after deathbe shrouded in the same infant blanketwe were taken home from the hospital in."

"Suicide It's ironic that suicide, an act of cowardice,requires you overcome the all powerful instinct of self-preservation ~and thereby it's transformed into an act of bravery.On the other hand, the survivors would argue, an act of stupidity ~which many acts of bravery ultimately are."

"Preparation [10w] Hope for the best, but prepare for your insufferable wife."

"Straight Men vs. Curved Women [10w] 'Straight' men who approach 'curved' women must'mind the gap'."

"The Poet's Job [10w] + {Couplet} Trigger memory, explode an emotion;the poet must create commotion....................................................­....................."

"Area 51 [20w] If aliens were truly looking for intelligent life on earth,what the fuck were they thinking going to New Mexico?"

"First Day at Harvard [10w] Smartest kid in the roomwalks into room of competitors."

"Poetry as Entertainment [10w] Poetry that's not entertaining is just a self-indulgent laundry list."

"The Road to Poetry Hell [10w] The road to poetry hell is likepaved with similes."

"Self-Help I asked the bookseller,'Do you have any self-help books for addiction?'He said,'If I tell you, I'd be enabling you."

"Mmm Mmm Good Gimmick Campbell's Soup announced todayit's introducing 'QWERTY' soupfor our more computer literate children.Who are they kidding?They're just relabeling the old Alphabet Soup."

"Politicians [10w] All politicians serve two masters ~their ambition and their cocks."

"Too Much Information You must empty your mind of garbage to let new garbage in."