#sacred-wisdom

"Save the Last Dance for Me Life is a Hesitation Waltz danced to swing time measure. We're all given the free will to suspend our moving foot or slowly drag it during the halt."

"Kraft Macaroni & Cheese: It's the cheesiest... ...advertising slogan ever!"

"What is the Meaning of Life? [10w] {3} To create its meaning every day we live and love."

"Choice vs. Disease [10w] People who label lack of control a disease evade responsibility."

"Herpes [10w] Only greatness and genital herpes are conspicuous by their absence."

"Predestination [10w] 'Twas predestined that I'd call predestination a crock of shit."

"Privacy [10w] Why someone prefers his privacy is itself a private matter."

"Original Thoughts [10w] Original thoughts are not diminished by days, distance or disregard."

"Diplomacy The diplomat's expert way of saying 'They should go fuck themselves' is:"We are agreed in principleand will take our minor differencesunder thoughful consideration."

"Obscure Poetry Obscurity does not make a poem better or deeper.It simply makes it obscure."

"Who is Fortunate? [10w] Who is fortunate?He who measures his fortune in friends."

"Out to Lunch [10w] Behind closed doors, there's nothing we rightfully can call crazy."

"Coffee Wisdom [2] For a real manthe only thing better than the scent of pussyis the smell of freshly ground coffee."

"That Jesus Kinda' Love [20w] What people do for the loveof their Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ,I wouldn't do for my fucking mother."

"Mind's Eye What vain man is not a hero in his mind's eye;What egoist not the protagonist upon which the world revolves?"

"Poetry as Conspiracy [10w] A poem is unspoken conspiracy between the reader and poet."

"Happiness [10w] Happiness resides in the quiet pause,not in the pursuit."

"My Secret for Out-of-the-Box-Thinking To help me writein my signature out-of-the-box style,I sit in front of my humidifier that I've filled up with Grey Goose vodka.My humidifier is now at Underwriters Laboratoriesin a 12-Step Programand buddied up with a de-humidifier."

"Wishing Wells [10w] Wishes fall to the bottom of wells;only faith floats."

"Rules of Etiquette [10w] Rules of etiquette are pretend manners for the lower classes."