#sacred-wisdom

"Children and Food [10w] Once children order like grown-upsfood's lost its sweet innocence."

"The Albanian Art of Subtle Seduction [10w] "You have an amazing mind now show me your tits."

"Depression Busy people have neither the time nor the swimming skills to take a divein a pool of depression."

"I [10w] 'I' is a wellspring in the desertoverflowing with life."

"Loneliness [10w] Loneliness is GPS equipped new Mercedeswith nowhere to go.****************"

"God Made God made our beingour parents our bodyphilosophy our mindchildren our compassionhostory our loyaltywork our self-esteembattles our heroismpoetry our soulsoulmates our lovewhich stitches it all togetherinto a life."

"Retail [10w] The first and last sale of the day are best."

"Children Learn to Love and Hate A child understands love by three months and hate by three years.How the child processes that understandingwill shape his character for the next seventy."

"Sharia Justice [10w] Sharia justice is a lynch mob masquerading as Allah's will."

"California Milk Processor Board: Got Milk?... ...cuz I got a fucking hangover."

"Grateful [10w] + [10w] If you can't think of anything you should be grateful for,think that you can think and be grateful for that."

"No-brainers [10w] No-brainers are challenging enough for people with no fucking brains."

"You're Totally Fucked' Defined [10w] What's before you is hopeless and behind you is negligible."

"Figure, Woman, Wife I study the sleeping figure,Stare at her sated curl of lip;Her lids sealed in dreams so pureMy love's secured from tip to tip.I study the sleeping womanHer forehead faint with sweatHer eyes wildly remmingOf adulterous sex, I bet.I study the sleeping wife,Her mouth faintly drawing breath;Her throat pouring pools of blood ~How I loved this woman to death."

"Child on a Swing Haiku Child screeches like birdas swing reaches for heaven.Stars fill his pocket."

"Soar Like a Pigeon [10w] Better be a pigeon than an eagle with Indians around."

"Breathe inhale.exhalerepeatThat should solve 90% of your problems.For the other 10% ask your local Rabbi."

"Second Opinions My doctor told me I have pancreatic cancer and have 2 months to live.I asked him about getting a second opinion.The Doc said, 'No problem.'He thought for a second and said,'I think the Boston Red Sox are going to win the series again this year."

"Scientifically Proven [10w] Mariah Carey has a brain the size of a walnut."

"If I Were God [10w] If I were God I'd sell my shit on Ebay."