#sacred-wisdom

"Today I Learned: Delete Today I learnedwhen you delete stuff on your computerit still resides on your hard drive.It's sort of like getting divorcedbut that bitch still lives in your house."

"Seeing vs. Envision {Couplet} We see nothing more than we bring to it;heavenly orchards lie in an apple's pit!"

"Lonely Marriage is the best refuge of the lonely to be lonely together,and if it lasts long enough,take turns being lonely."

"Revenge [10w] Revenge is a long game;all you need is time."

"Animal Species Identity [10w] Funny how animals know their own species without a mirror."

"Women Kissing :-)*(-: Women kissing publicly it has all the sincerity of an Israeli soldier hugging a Palestinian secretly checking for an explosive vest.* ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿’̿’̵͇̿̿з=(இಠ ᴈ muah εఠയ=/̵͇̿̿/̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿*自"

"Err "To err is human ~ more wine!"

"Self-Motivation [10w] "Today I'll do something more extraordinarythan I did yesterday."

"Income Tax [10w] A man's income tax return measures his integrity and stupidity."

"Definition of Haiku in Haiku Due to brevityyour lame observations seemdeeper than they are."

"Old People [10w] At the mere mention of death they gasp for breath."

"Madness [10w] Madness isn't an objective state,it is a cultural bias."

"Cheeky Poets [10w] Remember 'poetry' lies between 'pitiful' and 'poop' in the dictionary."

"You're Totally Fucked' Defined [10w] What's before you is hopeless and behind you is negligible."

"Diet and Exorcise [10w] The most effective diet is hanging around with fat people."

"A Note from Time Management [10w] Our time machine's temporarily out of order. Come back yesterday."

"Poets and their Thin Skins Every poet is thin-skinned when it comes to criticism ~without ithow could he ever possess the astute sensitivity about lifeto even write poetry?"

"Embalming [10w] Injecting baking soda whitens, freshens, and softens the dearly departed."

"Kaddish Kaddish for Mrs. Ginsbergis not Kaddish,For your mom raised a Buddhistand mine raised a Jew.You'll zazen for your loss,I'll daven for mine.I do not belittle your loss,your grief is no less than mine.But by abandoning your tribe, אלון,Who now will say Kaddish for you?"

"Office Depot: Taking Care of Business... ...with short breaks, bad management and no job advancement opportunities."