#sacred-wisdom

"Scientifically Proven [10w] Mariah Carey has a brain the size of a walnut."

"Memories [10w] Spend half your life creating memories,the other half, remembering."

"Somalia Haiku For a Somalian, heaven's drawing water from a well in an earthen pot."

"Perfection [10w] If you've attained perfection,then what's the point of living?"

"The Dangers of Second Hand Smoke "Second hand smoke can be harmful becauseif you don't put out that fucking cigaretteI'm smashing your head open with this baseball bat."

"The Road to Hell The road to hell is paved with 16 in. x 16 in. Red Brickface Concrete Step Stones.Only $2.97 each.Always in Stock atThe Home Depot."

"Time [10w] {Couplet} Can there be more callous crimethan unkindly killing time?"

"Fat Bungee Jumpers When I watch a fat woman bungee jumpI swear I can feel the earth leaving its orbit."

"Enough [10w] Enough's the only thing most people can't get enough of."

"Wheels of Change Discontentment is the wheels of change.You can either add some grease to bring about change faster,or run in front of them in protest,and be crushed by them."

"Sumerian Haiku Sumerian whoregrabs my wedge, says: 'I love aman in cuneiform."

"FBI vs. CIA When a person works for the FBI for 20 years and retires,he gets a watch.When a person works for the CIA for 20 years and retires,he gets watched.I know this not because I'm in law enforcement or with the NSA ~I know this because I have HBO."

"The Game Is Afoot God's buried eight jewels within my soul.Life's game is,'Remove each gem, yet find me whole.'The clue is,"Eight is one, and one is eight,no jewel's more precious,all equally great."

"DNA [10w] DNA's the last hope of our species,spiraling to extinction."

"Fighting For Your Life [10w] 'Everything will be alright,'doesn't mean we stop the fight."

"What is God? (60) [10w] God's always the correct answer once you rephrase the question."

"Poetry vs. Prose [10w] Prose is the bread of imagination;poetry is the wine."

"❞ [10w] "Let's cuddle like a quotation mark filling a blank page."

"You Can't Win [10w] Every bitch is a witch;every wife brings you strife."

"Hidden [10w] God hides enough happiness in sadness to light the world."