#sacred

"Preparation [10w] Hope for the best, but prepare for your insufferable wife."

"Endless Childhood [10w] + {Couplet} Put off summer's endAnd adulthood's vexingburdens shall suspend."

"What Might Have Been {Couplet} Dwell not upon what might have been,Within such idle spin, you can never win."

"Twittersweeet [10w] Finding Twitter followers' like fishing in a lake of fisherman."

"Seduction [10w] Seduction comes from our innate instincts for hunting and killing."

"Grateful [10w] + [10w] If you can't think of anything you should be grateful for,think that you can think and be grateful for that."

"New Age Hype Don't 'honor your feelings.'Half the time they're full of shit.Don't 'embrace' anything without a pulse.Mindfulness should include not listening to quacks."

"Fugly Fishmates For every woman that looks like a hatchet-faced haddockthere's an equally ugly flounder-faced man with even fewer prospects."

"Now, I'm Not Born Yet [10w] I brought a sundial to a flight crossing the International-Date-Line."

"Discrete vs. Discreet Moonlight falls upon my feet,beyond the sun's overwrought conceit.I'm painted pristine white, without the heat;reflection's cool reflection~ how discreet!"

"Deadlines The only deadline I plan on missing is the one at the cemetery."

"What happens when you trip China's Premier Li Keqiang on a banana peel? Your wind up with an even more slippery slope."

"Entrepreneurs [10w] A man should be judged by the companyhe sells."

"Don't Quit ❣ Don't quit on love and it won't bail on you."

"The Phenomenon of Life {Couplet} The potter's some man of clay who's molding clay,a robot making an automaton;Every day we recreate ourselves from what bricks we're made,how wondrous life's phenomenon!"

"Jealousy [10w] Jealousy's like being reprimanded for a crime you haven't committed."

"Broken [10w] + {Couplet} "His gifts have become broken things, hidden from my view,Sitting on a shelf, above my shoes, like exterminated Jews."

"Evil [10w] Believing you're evil sets into motion the wheels of self-destruction."

"Crest Toothpaste: Look, Ma, no cavities!... ...that'll really piss off the TSA agents looking for contraband."

"Patience [10w] Patience is the most technologically advanced form of energy efficiency."