#sacred

"Let's get physical, physical [10w] All physical contact is meaningful,even if meaningful means sleazy."

"Over-Douse [10w] Trying to mask death's smell,old ladies over-douse on perfume."

"Scissor, Paper, Rock [10w] When time acts like a scissor,react like a rock."

"Rat Trap Haiku 'Hmm, 12 by 13,4 by 9. Oy! You call thisrat trap an apartment?"

"Keep Austin Weird Haiku Neck dragon tattoo, piercings, purple haired kindergarten teacher.Keep Austin weird."

"New York Haiku "My monthly rent checkis more than you will make inyour fucking lifetime."

"Vapers I bought a vape pen from a vaporium.The vapologist advised meto get the model with the refillable vape tank.When the fuck did smoking become so vapid?"

"Time is Not a Constant [10w] Time speeds up, crawls, compresses and expands depending on mood."

"Ars Poetica: Write Poetry on a Black Slate Poetry should be written on a black slate of imagination,the poet artfully allowing images to emerge from the dark."

"Elegance in Simplicity [10w] The more complex the problem,the simpler the correct answer."

"UPS [10w] Women at work judge the UPS man by his package."

"Misfortune Misfortune is but a stepping stone to great fortune ~especially if your slip and fall was possibly caused by negligenceand you get yourself a good Jew lawyer to sue the parties responsible."

"Compassion and Self-Neglect [10w] Compassionate people know how to care of everybody but themselves."

"Jonesing [10w] Is it odd of me that I'm Jonsesing for strange?"

"Poetry is a Ladder {C☰O☰U☰P☰L☰E☰T} {The poet's job is to create a ladder} {for the reader to enter his imagination}and☰once☰they've☰climbed☰u­p☰to☰the ☰top☰remove☰each☰rung☰by☰grad­ation"

"Men Be Forewarned! [20w] A man caught in the embrace of the wrong womanis like having his penis caught in a bear trap."

"Today I Learned: Delete Today I learnedwhen you delete stuff on your computerit still resides on your hard drive.It's sort of like getting divorcedbut that bitch still lives in your house."

"Kill Buddha's Hairdresser [10w] I'd like to meet Buddha's hairdresser and shoot the prick."

"Clairol: Does she or doesn't she... ...take it up the ass."

"A-New-Year's-a-Comin' [10w] A new year is coming!Let's all make new mistakes!"