#sacred

"Great Poets [10w] Great poets can milk blood and tears from a stone."

"Lubbock, Texas Haiku Oil wells, Hub of the Plains.Stinks like an armpit."

"Heaven [10w] Heaven’s not a destination ~it’s a way of processing life."

"The Grass is Always Greener on the Other Side of the Hill That's because my lawn is on a south-facing slope of the hill and more more open to sunlight and warm winds. It's dryer due to higher levels of evapotranspiration than my neighbor's greener north-facing slope.I'm not the least bit envious of the color of his greener grass.I'm just pissed that the prick owns a better piece of real estate."

"Dogs Playing Poker Art [10w] Poker-faced dogs looks like they're bluffing or need to shit."

"Area 51 [20w] If aliens were truly looking for intelligent life on earth,what the fuck were they thinking going to New Mexico?"

"Shit Poetry [10w] Poetry without grace of expression is just so much shit."

"Out-of-the-Box [10w] I march to my own drummerin a drum circle."

"Poets and Competitiveness [10w] "I'm the only poet I need to be better than."

"Bridges [10w] Bridges are overpasses for commuters and roofs for the homeless."

"Soar Like a Pigeon [10w] Better be a pigeon than an eagle with Indians around."

"Selfie [10w] For the millennial generationa selfie is a family portrait."

"Kraft Macaroni & Cheese: It's the cheesiest... ...advertising slogan ever!"

"Journalist asks me whether I can sit down for an interview... Sorry, I can't talk now. I'm busy writing up a storm.How about tomorrow?Sorry, tomorrow I'm bust conjuring up a tornado."

"Hungry When you're hungry everything tastes good.Note to myself: Don't get married when you're hungry."

"Memory Timeline of Divorce Divorce +1 year: "Just because we don't talk, it doesn't mean I can't stop thinking about you."Divorce +10 years: "The one good thing that came out of our marriage was our wonderful children."Divorce +20 year: "Who? Doesn't ring a bell."

"Sublime Beauty When I shut my eyes, I can move mountains.When I open them, mountains can move me."

"Visual Pun [10w] Example of visual pun:cloud shaped like a banana peel."

"Taste [10w] + [10w] "If you have sophisticated taste, you like what I like.If you're a Neanderthal, you will love what I hate."

"A Real Passionate Kiss Should Feel Like Dying [10w] Like ice melting into water coming to a rolling boil."