#sacred

"Poetry as Entertainment [10w] Poetry that's not entertaining is just a self-indulgent laundry list."

"Enough [10w] Enough's the only thing most people can't get enough of."

"You're Totally Fucked' Defined [10w] What's before you is hopeless and behind you is negligible."

"Income Tax [10w] A man's income tax return measures his integrity and stupidity."

"David Dukes How come everytime I put on the T.V.to watch some Dick Wolf crime show,all the judges are blackand all the criminals are white!I just sayin there must be some kindaJew conspiracy at work here!"

"Money Can't Buy Everything [10w] Money can't buy everything ~ but love is certainly no exception."

"The State of the World Attests to This: [10w] Common people are too easily manipulated or stupid to vote."

"Fulfillment [10w] Sometime fulfillment goes beyond the date Amazon delivers your order."

"God vs. Satan [10w] Why can't God and Satan get along?They're both detail-oriented."

"Object of Desire A woman knows she's the object of a unknown man's desirelike a game animal becoming aware it is being looked at."

"War [10w] When leaders threaten war,they’re breaking dirt on our graves."

"Rationality vs. Madness [10w] Rationality maintains the world's status quo.Madness drives the change."

"What Might Have Been {Couplet} Dwell not upon what might have been,Within such idle spin, you can never win."

"Penetrate the Mysteries "If you ever hope to penetrate the mysteries of the universe,you've got to buy her a drink first and then pretend you're listening."

"New Age Hype Don't 'honor your feelings.'Half the time they're full of shit.Don't 'embrace' anything without a pulse.Mindfulness should include not listening to quacks."

"❞ [10w] "Let's cuddle like a quotation mark filling a blank page."

"A Good Krill When there's a ocean to sieve through,there's no good or bad krill.There's only your mouth and hunger ~like Vladimir Putin."

"Good Egg [10w] Picking up the pieces is the responsibilty of the egg."

"Laughter and The Chosen [10w] Making people laugh is God's gift to the Chosen People."

"Child on a Swing Haiku Child screeches like birdas swing reaches for heaven.Stars fill his pocket."