#sacred

"Witchcraft vs. Wordcraft [10w] Covens of witches convened at their annual unconventional Coven’s Convention."

"Mind Maneuvers When we hear something unflattering,our mind doesn't fully process it.When we hear a compliment,the mind goes into overdriveand tend to read too much into it."

"Let's get physical, physical [10w] All physical contact is meaningful,even if meaningful means sleazy."

"Dialogue Knowledge compromises its truthonce it ceases to be a dialogue."

"Snob [10w[ I'm throwing a party so exclusive I'm not even invited."

"Over [10w] It's never ever over because the fat lady can't sing."

"Compassion and Self-Neglect [10w] Compassionate people know how to care of everybody but themselves."

"War [10w] When leaders threaten war,they’re breaking dirt on our graves."

"Visual Pun [10w] Example of visual pun:cloud shaped like a banana peel."

"Credo of a Substitute Teacher I'm a 'sugar free' substitute teacher.I speak frankly and never gave any of my studentsa single word of encouragement.Why should I? Even after 10 years the school hasn't given me a pension, health insurance or paid sick leave.So fuck 'em.Fuck 'em all."

"Fighting For Your Life [10w] 'Everything will be alright,'doesn't mean we stop the fight."

"❞ [10w] "Let's cuddle like a quotation mark filling a blank page."

"Too Much Information You must empty your mind of garbage to let new garbage in."

"Babel [10w] Building a tower to reach God doesn't require any bricks."

"How to Get Girls into Bed When I take a new girl out on a dateI tell them I slipped poison into their wineand the antidote is on my penis."

"Wishing Wells [10w] Wishes fall to the bottom of wells;only faith floats."

"God Created [10w] Lips were created to kiss and hands to make peace."

"What Children See [10w] "A spider is an octopus who lives in the desert."

"Death [10w] What the the dying most resent is life goes on."

"Preserving Beauty [10w] + {Couplet} Preserving beauty is futile;even Cleopatra returned to the Nile."