#sacred

"Imaginary Friends When my childhood imaginary friend got mad at mehe insulted me by calling me 'real'."

"Using the Backdoor If we compare writing computer code to sex,then hacking would be anal sex."

"The Albanian Art of Subtle Seduction [10w] "You have an amazing mind now show me your tits."

"A Moment Before Impact [10w] The deer's eyes were moonstones, reflecting back my car's headlights."

"The Delinquent Girl Chronicles Ages 7-11: Skip ropeAges 12-16: Skip classAge 17: Skip periodAge 18: Skip coming homeAge 19: Skip town"

"God Made God made our beingour parents our bodyphilosophy our mindchildren our compassionhostory our loyaltywork our self-esteembattles our heroismpoetry our soulsoulmates our lovewhich stitches it all togetherinto a life."

"Ode to a Wastepaper Basket I love the way you sit in the corner,gracious like a lover,catching my every crumpled vanity."

"Eckhart Tolle for Sociopaths The foundation for all abundance is having more cool shit than your neighbor."

"War [10w] When leaders threaten war,they’re breaking dirt on our graves."

"Clairol: Does she or doesn't she... ...take it up the ass."

"Pulling a Houdini Relationships are magic;we're always getting each other out of handcuffs and strait-jacketswhile locked in a steamer trunk underwater."

"Mingling Defined [10w] Superficial people engaging with superficial people on a superficial level."

"Keep Your Day Job Bitch [10w] + {Couplet} If you've guessed that I'm blessed,augury ain't your strawberry."

"Object of Desire A woman knows she's the object of a unknown man's desirelike a game animal becoming aware it is being looked at."

"Is Prayer Only for the Living? III [10w] Do angels pray to God to intercede on mankind's behalf?"

"In a True Global World... [10w] Famous people should be allowed to travel without a passport."

"Atheism [10w] Atheism is the tragic triumph of cold contemptuousness over gratitude."

"Rationality vs. Madness [10w] Rationality maintains the world's status quo.Madness drives the change."

"Present {Couplet} Our present is the dissipating despair of our past mingled with the promise of our future we hope will last."

"Flattery [10w] Flattery is the only passport that will get you everywhere"