#sacred

"Barnum & Bailey Circus: The Greatest Show on Earth... ...when you can't afford Cirque du Soleil."

"Thorn [5w] Every thorn has its rose."

"Optimists vs. Death [10w] Optimists are hopeful people who see a coffin as half-full."

"Sink or Swim [10w] Lovers master the breaststroke, the crawl and the muff dive."

"Note to Self: Patent #10w Diving Mask for fish filled with water when oceans disappear."

"The Great Blue of the Great Blue A Great Blue whale mourns her hunted mate.Her heart, once the size of an SUV,lonely rides the empty sea,her heart's now withered to subcompact class,her whys and wherefores, run out of gas."

"Bespeckled Heroes [10w] Great heroes in 100 years become statues speckled with birdshit."

"Good vs. Great [10w] To be good twice is a true mark of greatness."

"Gradually Then Instantly [10w] We fall in love the way we lose our minds."

"That Jesus Kinda' Love [20w] What people do for the loveof their Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ,I wouldn't do for my fucking mother."

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"Noah [10w] God, I love rain too ~but this is fucking ridiculous!"

"Movies [10w] Movies were invented to sellbuttery snacks and sugary drinks"

"Don't Quit ❣ Don't quit on love and it won't bail on you."

"Cumin vs. Acumen Cumin is a powerful spice with a nutty peppery flavor;Acumen is more about having the good taste to knowhow and when to use it."

"Publisher's Persuasion "You're much too good a writer to want a six figure advance. You don't want your readers to think you're only writing for money ~ do you?"

"Grease [10w] Relationships between people are rarely frictionless;they all need grease."

"An Enirely Different Matter [10W] Four states of matter:solid, liquid, gasand ffuzzy-wuzzy."

"Wine [10w] American wines tasting as good as French wines are presumptuous."

"Straight Men vs. Curved Women [10w] 'Straight' men who approach 'curved' women must'mind the gap'."