#second-place

"He said he came in second place, so I assumed there were only two competitors. But you never know with love, there may have been a third party involved."

"I spray-paint my underwear gold, because it makes me feel like a winner. When two people are in love, one is always in second place."

"How many seconds does it take to win second? As many as it takes to win first—if you don’t use them properly."