More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"I have never seduced a fish taco for selfish reasons. I am an altruistic lover."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"To love someone as much as you love yourself, that is the ideal. Especially if that someone is your clone."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"I often wear camouflaged pants so when I walk I look like a floating torso. I love with the same air of mystery."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"Love is like a portable lamp/sex toy. The world calls those flashlights, but I’m much more romantic."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"My love is rare, like a hornless unicorn."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More