#Snakes

"We made love like two coiled up fire hoses. When there’s no fire in the romance, why not act like a couple of sleeping snakes?"

"Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel."

"Life's full of tricky snakes and ladders."

"01210 is a pyramid, & worms move like handicapped snakes. My dream belongs in a wheelchair, because I just spilled coffee all over my sleep."