#spiritual-development

"Man vs. Chimp Even chimpanzees are toolmakers,but only man has the unique honor of being a Godmaker."

"Penetration [10w] The difference between truism and an enlightened [10w] is penetration."

"Avery If a boy named Avery marries a girl named Avery,will they name or just label their children?"

"Jesus [10w] "Sorry to keep you hanging,but it's just our nature."

"Darkness Darkness is a decision the light cannot dissuade."

"Is Prayer Only for Man? I [10w] Does God pray for His creation's in Heaven and Earth?"

"A Frog in my Throat I had me frog in my throat.I swallowed hard and it croaked.Tasted like shit.Next time I get me a frog in my throat,my snooty French boyfriend better wash his dick with soap."

"Knowledgeable [10w] The knowledgeable man inventoried and catalogued everything he doesn't know."

"FBI vs. CIA When a person works for the FBI for 20 years and retires,he gets a watch.When a person works for the CIA for 20 years and retires,he gets watched.I know this not because I'm in law enforcement or with the NSA ~I know this because I have HBO."

"Grandma's Advice on Ambition "Children, if you aim for the stars you'll be impaled by small meteorites and become toast."

"Endless Childhood [10w] + {Couplet} Put off summer's endAnd adulthood's vexingburdens shall suspend."

"Wisconsin State Motto Forward.Leading the nation in drunk driving and Cheesehead hats."

"Today's Affirmation [10w] "I'll unplug myself from myselfand plug into something higher."

"Selfies [10w] Selfies allows you instant gratification and reminiscence all at once."

"A Good Krill When there's a ocean to sieve through,there's no good or bad krill.There's only your mouth and hunger ~like Vladimir Putin."

"Patience [10w] Patience is the most technologically advanced form of energy efficiency."

"Prayer [10w] Despite God's grace, prayer is not a wish granting well."

"Pizza vs. Internet Porn I'm still debating whether pizza or internet porn is the best thing ever invented.I've already jack-off three times while eating a double-cheese pepperoni piemaking my careful deliberations."

"Advice for Women at Starbucks If a vanilla latte and banana nut muffin doesn't solve the problem,perhaps you're going at it wrong."

"The Jewish NOW There's no time like the present ~but in the future,who can say?"