#spiritual-development

"Love vs. the Three Headed Dragon In relationships, the corrosive venom of the three-headed dragon areindifference, fault-finding and 'take-each-other-for-grantedness'.Only these cantarnish the shining armor of amour."

"What Might Have Been {Couplet} Dwell not upon what might have been,Within such idle spin, you can never win."

"Pushkin When Pushkin came to Shovekin all hell broke loose."

"Scientifically Proven [10w] Mariah Carey has a brain the size of a walnut."

"Suicide Note [10w] "Don't ask why I committed suicide.Question why everybody doesn’t."

"Movies [10w] Movies were invented to sellbuttery snacks and sugary drinks"

"Vapers I bought a vape pen from a vaporium.The vapologist advised meto get the model with the refillable vape tank.When the fuck did smoking become so vapid?"

"La Récolteuse de la Mort Je suis la Récolteuse de la Mort et ~vous êtes ce que je viens pour les!"

"Fat Bungee Jumpers When I watch a fat woman bungee jumpI swear I can feel the earth leaving its orbit."

"Consciousness-Driven Evolution circa 60,000 B.C. Random genetic mutation allowed homo sapiens to compete more successfully for food and mating rights. Just listen to girl chatter posted on the cave walls:"Boy, Uggh is hot. He's sentient!""Yeah. He doesn't need a club to get my attention."

"Sometimes Magic is What Disappears [10w] + {Couplet} Love's tragic, not ecstatic;with finespun change, disappears the magic."

"Valentine's Day 1 [10w] Valentine's Day affirms the promise that love can be sustained."

"Cinco de Mayo [10w] What day do the dead party to celebrate the living?"

"Athens, Texas Haiku Blackeyed Pea Capital of the World.Yup, just another shithole."

"What Women Think Women don't care if you got a six pack if you slurp you soup."

"War [10w] Fight wars not to win, but so our enemies don't."

"The Sound of Killing [10w] + [10w] A doe, a deer, a femaledeerin my headlights.A doe, a deer, a femaledeeron my sunroof."

"Eckhart Tolle for Sociopaths The foundation for all abundance is having more cool shit than your neighbor."

"Lost vs. Lost We get lost twice in life.The first stems from uncertainty,when we try to find what our dreams truly are.The more profound feeling of being lost is existential, and comes unforeseen, after we finally fulfill our dreams.To survive the latter, we must create an entirely new set of dreams."

"Children Learn to Love and Hate A child understands love by three months and hate by three years.How the child processes that understandingwill shape his character for the next seventy."