#spiritual-development

"Minimum Wage [10w] Even trained bears couldn't bear working for bare minimum wage."

"Income Tax [10w] A man's income tax return measures his integrity and stupidity."

"Origami Master If you're the greatest origami master in the worldmaybe I can find you a job folding napkins at a restaurant.I'm not making any promises."

"Notoriety vs. Anonymity [10w] 'Tis better to live with notoriety,than die of anonymity."

"Sixty is the New Fifty The good news is sixty is the new fifty.The bad news is twenty is the new ten."

"What is Hate? [10w] Hate is merely love hiding behind the mask of envy."

"Make It Happen!!! [10w] Don't wait for someone to fall in love with you."

"Before It's Too Late [10w] Life's too transient to waste time hating ~plot revenge now!"

"Man vs. Chimp Even chimpanzees are toolmakers,but only man has the unique honor of being a Godmaker."

"Love vs. Honeymoon [10w] Love is what truly begins when the honeymoon is over."

"Credo of a Substitute Teacher I'm a 'sugar free' substitute teacher.I speak frankly and never gave any of my studentsa single word of encouragement.Why should I? Even after 10 years the school hasn't given me a pension, health insurance or paid sick leave.So fuck 'em.Fuck 'em all."

"Switch Hitter [10w] Aphorisms are penned in my left brain,poetry, my right."

"Enemies [10w] I prefer my enemies death than apologeticfor closure's sake"

"Wisconsin State Motto Forward.Leading the nation in drunk driving and Cheesehead hats."

"Rhyme vs. Reason {Couplet} Do not try to make rhyme of reason,nor reason of rhyme;For the former's too systematic,the latter's too sublime."

"Ineffable Poetry A good poem goes beyond the physics of our world;it can't be quantified; it's an ineffable voice that speak directly to our soul,bypassing the laws of this world."

"Eye of God [10w] The Hubble-Universe is a microchip in the Eye of God."

"Scientific Discovery [10w] The greatest scientific discoveries were madelooking at the overlooked."

"Spineless [10w] There are more spineless men on the planet than jellyfish."

"Object of Desire A woman knows she's the object of a unknown man's desirelike a game animal becoming aware it is being looked at."