#spiritual-development

"Scientifically Proven [10w] Mariah Carey has a brain the size of a walnut."

"My Fathers Last Words My dad was a sadist and whorehound.His last words were,'Son, I have a million dollars hidden in the."

"The Road to Poetry Hell [10w] The road to poetry hell is likepaved with similes."

"As Dead As "Nothing's changed at my place of birth.It is as dead as I remember leaving it."

"Money Can't Buy Everything [10w] Money can't buy everything ~ but love is certainly no exception."

"Writer's Block [10w] Every writer's block is surrounded by a million other possibilities."

"Over-Douse [10w] Trying to mask death's smell,old ladies over-douse on perfume."

"Invisible Attraction What's invisible to the eye is that as you move towards love,love moves towards you."

"Mild Suffering vs. Great Suffering Mild suffering serves the purpose of inner-change.Great suffering serves the purpose of evil,or just being at the wrong place at the wrong time."

"Iran [10w] In Teheran daylight dawnswith minarets against skies of bronze."

"Herpes [10w] Only greatness and genital herpes are conspicuous by their absence."

"The Phenomenon of Life {Couplet} The potter's some man of clay who's molding clay,a robot making an automaton;Every day we recreate ourselves from what bricks we're made,how wondrous life's phenomenon!"

"Coffee Wisdom [2] For a real manthe only thing better than the scent of pussyis the smell of freshly ground coffee."

"Ruminating Poetry A poem should be eaten in one sittingbut regurgitated often like a ruminant's food."

"Paranoid Realist Perspective [10w] "I've conquered all my enemies except for the real ones."

"Damn You, TripAdvisor! My penis deserves to be a World Heritage Site,judging by the number of tourists trampling on my balls."

"The State of the World Attests to This: [10w] Common people are too easily manipulated or stupid to vote."

"Alone [10w] Alone in bed because of three wordsI hadn't said."

"Origami Master If you're the greatest origami master in the worldmaybe I can find you a job folding napkins at a restaurant.I'm not making any promises."

"Don’t dare to dream big, just dream BIG!"