#spiritual-development

"Fugly Fishmates For every woman that looks like a hatchet-faced haddockthere's an equally ugly flounder-faced man with even fewer prospects."

"Democracy, Really [10w] A democracy is free to replace one tyranny with another."

"Memory Timeline of Divorce Divorce +1 year: "Just because we don't talk, it doesn't mean I can't stop thinking about you."Divorce +10 years: "The one good thing that came out of our marriage was our wonderful children."Divorce +20 year: "Who? Doesn't ring a bell."

"Don't Quit ❣ Don't quit on love and it won't bail on you."

"Chlorophylia [10w] + {Couplet} Few things amaze as the paletteof the autumn blaze."

"Second Opinions My doctor told me I have pancreatic cancer and have 2 months to live.I asked him about getting a second opinion.The Doc said, 'No problem.'He thought for a second and said,'I think the Boston Red Sox are going to win the series again this year."

"Spineless [10w] There are more spineless men on the planet than jellyfish."

"Is Prayer Only for the Living? III [10w] Do angels pray to God to intercede on mankind's behalf?"

"Choice vs. Disease [10w] People who label lack of control a disease evade responsibility."

"Err 2 [10w] To err is human, to make it a habit, assinine."

"You Can't Win [10w] Every bitch is a witch;every wife brings you strife."

"The Cure [10w] Laughter, love and faith can cure 95% of all illnesses."

"If You Can't Think, You've No Right to Speak [10w] Our Constitution's guarantee of free speech specifically excludes fucking idiots."

"The 3 Most Powerful Words in the English Language for Every College Student [3w] Ilovepizza"

"Soulmate [10w] When you meet your soulmate,God's walked into the room."

"Pitter Patter I love to hear the pitter patter of little feet ~as they unsuccessfully struggle to break free of my choke hold."

"Coffee Wisdom New Yawk [6] You either pay me the five large nowor yoos can choosebetween the toilet plungeror the hot coffee enemaya fuckin jamook."

"Writer's Block [10w] Every writer's block is surrounded by a million other possibilities."

"Dysfunctional vs. You're One Fucked Up Bitch [10w] "Causing pain's the only way you know how to love."

"No Planning for Death [10w] People put more planning into a weekend vacation than death."