#spiritual-growth

"Some Semblance of Such "To lose one's identity to a Doppelgänger may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose multiple identities speaks of Nabakov."

"The Rubik's Cube of Omár my Mán A Key of Coke underneath the Bough,A Jug of Jack, a Brick of Hash ~ Newsflash:'Now who the fuck needs Thou'."

"Whose Asphalt Is It? [10w] The road to mediocrity is paved with asphalt and tarmac."

"Nebraska State Motto Equality before the law.Where Monsanto/GMO corn is above the law."

"Money [10w] The root of all evil has a well earned reputation."

"Before It's Too Late [10w] Life's too transient to waste time hating ~plot revenge now!"

"Friendship vs. Love [10w] Friendship requires poise and patience;love demands pluck and perseverance."

"Eye of God [10w] The Hubble-Universe is a microchip in the Eye of God."

"Retail Haiku [7w] LollapaloozaLiquidation Blowout Sale.Everything Must Go!"

"New Year's Resolutions New Year's resolutions shouldn't be about doing new things;it should be about stopping to do the shitty things you're already doing."

"Noah [10w] God, I love rain too ~but this is fucking ridiculous!"

"Black Hole The death of one great man makes the world seem empty;the death or three creates a back hole in the heart of humanity.In Memorium 2015B.B. KingOliver SacksNicholas Winton"

"Broken Heart [10W] The broken heart becomes volcanic, forever rumbling anddispersing ash."

"Royal Pricks [10w] Woe unto the king of his bubble who's a prick."

"Hellman's Mayonnaise: Bring out the Hellman's and bring out the best... ...artery clogger since Burger King’s Triple Whopper with Cheese."

"Grandma's Advice on Ambition "Children, if you aim for the stars you'll be impaled by small meteorites and become toast."

"Small Packages [10w] Great things come in small packages from a geological perspective."

"God is whispering in your heart, in the whole existence, just tune your ears."

"Enemies of My Enemies Who knew the enemies of my enemies were good dancers."

"The Bard's Haikus about Haiku Listen to Shakespeare,'Iambic pentameterand haiku don't mix.'A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise mannever writes haiku.If you tickle usdon't we laugh? If you wrong usshall we not haiku?The good men dolives after them; the evil'sinterred with haikus.Some are born great, some achieve greatness, some scribblesome shitty haikus."