"My Fathers Last Words My dad was a sadist and whorehound.His last words were,'Son, I have a million dollars hidden in the."
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"ESL New immigrantswho've taken ESL (English as a Second Language),will always misunderstand sarcasm ~but those fuckers sure as shit enjoy the prices at Walmart."
"Integrity [10w] There’s no indignity men of integrity aren’t willing to endure."
"One Poet, 20 Months, 6000 Poems [10w] Let me take this breath... to celebrate my 6000th poem."
"Flattery [10w] Flattery is the only passport that will get you everywhere"
"Truth {Couplet} Since every truth worth saying, has been already said,our job's to refine it, question it, or turn it on its head."
"Today I Learned: Delete Today I learnedwhen you delete stuff on your computerit still resides on your hard drive.It's sort of like getting divorcedbut that bitch still lives in your house."
"Ballz Deep & Strange Haiku [1] Down the schnapps, third eye,cat flaps, pussy hole, fish lips,cha cha, ooo la la."
"Like a flower, feel yourself rise above and begin to open."
"Speak to the Head [10w] + {Couplet} Tis of no fucking availTo speak to the tail."
"Talking to Myself I used to talk to myself until myself criticized myself.Now I'm giving myself the silent treatment."
"Storm [10w] Clouds darken to X-rays revealingthe tumorous thunder resounding within."
"Oy Vey Haiku (g)Nat's sphincter clenched.The skinhead asked, 'You a Jew?Minyan's one man short."
"The Poet's Limitless Imagination [10w] The stringy shit from my goldfish turns him into a kite."
"The Great Blue of the Great Blue A Great Blue whale mourns her hunted mate.Her heart, once the size of an SUV,lonely rides the empty sea,her heart's now withered to subcompact class,her whys and wherefores, run out of gas."
"♀ Travelers vs. ♀ Tourists [10w] + [10w] Female travelers wear no makeup, stringy jewelry and Jesus sandals.Female travelers wear overcaked makeup, diamond jewelry and Gucci Booties."
"The Jewish NOW There's no time like the present ~but in the future,who can say?"
"BMW: The ultimate driving machine... ...just like our gas chambers were the ultimate killing machines."
"When you plant a seed of love, it is you that blossoms."
"Second Opinions My doctor told me I have pancreatic cancer and have 2 months to live.I asked him about getting a second opinion.The Doc said, 'No problem.'He thought for a second and said,'I think the Boston Red Sox are going to win the series again this year."