#spiritual-growth

"Lonely Marriage is the best refuge of the lonely to be lonely together,and if it lasts long enough,take turns being lonely."

"Recollection [10w] Recollection recategorize memoriesby sorting them out into different collections."

"Virtual Reality [10w] The only thing better than reality is perfected virtual reality."

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"The Dangers of Second Hand Smoke "Second hand smoke can be harmful becauseif you don't put out that fucking cigaretteI'm smashing your head open with this baseball bat."

"Go with your Gut Our eyes, our mind plays tricks.Our love muscle, our heartchooses blindly and impulsively.But our gut,ahh, our gut,always makes the wise choice ~and goes straight for the burning hot pocketsfresh out of the microwavebecause our mouthsahh, our mouths,never needed a roof in the first place."

"Pale Oak Leaves Scatter Pale oak leaves scatteraround my father's grave."For this I pay $30/month maintenance?"

"Socrates [10w] "I know less than you.That's how smart I am!"

"Say This to Her/Him and Just See What Happens... *I want to kiss you in places I've never kissed you before."

"Silly String [10w] Life' an absurdity radiating from a spine of silly string."

"Let's Face It [10w] If you've peed on enough fire hydrants, you're a dog."

"Eckhart Tolle for Sociopaths The foundation for all abundance is having more cool shit than your neighbor."

"Boundaries [10w] Receiving bribes blurs the clear boundaries between friends and enemies."

"Humble Wishes [10w] "God, all I simply ask is that I become perfect."

"Washington State Motto Al-Ki. [25]America's most rainy, PC and annoying state."

"Boasting vs. Toasting [10w] + {Couplet} What many call boasting to my success I call toasting."

"Gypsy When one gypsy spits on you, its disgusting;when two do, it's suspicious;when three do, you're late to a gypsy wedding."

"Hidden [10w] God hides enough happiness in sadness to light the world."

"Out-of-the-Box [10w] I march to my own drummerin a drum circle."

"Tortuguer Costa Rica Haiku Lora Sea TurtlesInvade to beach to lay eggs.Locals invade the eggs."