#spiritual-wisdom

"Time Traveler's Ennui The future ain't what it use to be."

"Happiness [10w] Happiness resides in the quiet pause,not in the pursuit."

"Finally, I Know Who I Am You are what you eat.~ Ludwig Andreas FeuerbachWe become what we think about.~ Earl NightingaleI'm a Horny Pizza!"

"Hypocrisy [10w] Religion without hypocrisy doesn't exist;that's man's imperfection, not God's."

"Lenny Bruce I'm going to be rich!I figured out how to get schlong-juice stains off of suede."

"National Rifle Association Credo [10w] God gave us two hands to holdan assault rifle."

"Pun vs. Puny [10w] + {Couplet} "His penis was a pun,judging by the predictable groans.The hours set by innuendos,the seconds by the moans."

"Barnum & Bailey Circus: The Greatest Show on Earth... ...when you can't afford Cirque du Soleil."

"Wrong Number [10w] There is no such thing as dialing a wrong number."

"Poetry and Dogs [10w] Poetry and dogs make the best companions.Don't trust dogs."

"Pamela Anderson Haiku Ben Stillerbeds Pamela Anderson.My alarm clock rings"

"Got Hate? When a hater cozily whispers shit in your ear about them,what does that say about you?"

"Journalist asks me whether I can sit down for an interview... Sorry, I can't talk now. I'm busy writing up a storm.How about tomorrow?Sorry, tomorrow I'm bust conjuring up a tornado."

"Leaps of Faith [10w] Like religion, leaps of faith are behind all idealistic movements."

"Women Kissing :-)*(-: Women kissing publicly it has all the sincerity of an Israeli soldier hugging a Palestinian secretly checking for an explosive vest.* ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿’̿’̵͇̿̿з=(இಠ ᴈ muah εఠയ=/̵͇̿̿/̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿*自"

"Amazon.com Amazon.com is the Church of Consumer Capitalismwhose ethics demands we know the price of everything,the value of absolutely nothing of true moral valueand most importantly ~Customers Who Bought This Item Also Bought."

"The Dangers of Second Hand Smoke "Second hand smoke can be harmful becauseif you don't put out that fucking cigaretteI'm smashing your head open with this baseball bat."

"The Poet's Disease My body atrophies.My mind swells.Imagination's become my crutch."

"Seafood My body's just a shell,the world is my oyster ~and I'm getting a whale of appetiteright now for some delicious seafood ."

"Metamorphosis [10w] Change. Become the butterfly.Don't stay a caterpillar with wings."