#spiritual-wisdom

"Love vs. the Three Headed Dragon In relationships, the corrosive venom of the three-headed dragon areindifference, fault-finding and 'take-each-other-for-grantedness'.Only these cantarnish the shining armor of amour."

"A Tad Old Fashioned [10w] "Save all your sighing and swooning for the 18th Century, bitch."

"Sharia Justice [10w] Sharia justice is a lynch mob masquerading as Allah's will."

"Obscenity [10w] Obscenity's undefinable becauseeverything that occurs in nature is natural."

"Forget [10w] {Couplet} Let's lift our goblet of regret,forgive, forsake and forget."

"Men Be Forewarned! [20w] A man caught in the embrace of the wrong womanis like having his penis caught in a bear trap."

"The Human Race Pleasure is the sprint.Contentment is the 5 mile.Happiness is the marathon."

"Mercy vs. Revenge "May God have mercy on my unfaithful, back-stabbing, adulterous husband because I sure as hell won't."

"Hustling [10w] Fishing's the world's oldest profession;only the bait has changed."

"Poetry and Dogs [10w] Poetry and dogs make the best companions.Don't trust dogs."

"Poetry Trek: 'To Boldly Go Where No man Has Gone Before' A poet must get into spaceship every dayand launch himself into metaphorical space."

"Gone to the Dogs [10w] All ideals corrupt into ideology to sustain the social order."

"Crest Toothpaste: Look, Ma, no cavities!... ...that'll really piss off the TSA agents looking for contraband."

"Second Opinions My doctor told me I have pancreatic cancer and have 2 months to live.I asked him about getting a second opinion.The Doc said, 'No problem.'He thought for a second and said,'I think the Boston Red Sox are going to win the series again this year."

"Lost & Found of Love We cannot forfeit what was not truly ours to begin with.You can only lose yourself in the heartbreak of love lostand find yourself againinthe miracle of love regained."

"Love and Death [10w] A person who lives without love chooses death by default."

"What's in it for me?' A selfish person doesn't become compassionate as the result of some words of wisdom or epiphany. The selfish need selfish reasons to act unselfish."

"Accurs'd McDonalds, I Bite my Thumb at Thee! {Couplet} Let vex'd heavens rant and rage,This here McNigga slave ain't workin' for no McMinimum wage."

"Scientifically Proven [10w] Mariah Carey has a brain the size of a walnut."

"Virginia Haiku "Bowl of chili for me.She'll have the Cheesy Western.Both with, add a slab."