#spiritual-wisdom

"From the Slobodan Milošević interview during the the Hague Tribunal : 'What are your hobbies?' [10w] "I enjoy gardening because weeding reminds me of ethnic cleansing."

"Royal Pricks [10w] Woe unto the king of his bubble who's a prick."

"A Tad Old Fashioned [10w] "Save all your sighing and swooning for the 18th Century, bitch."

"Compassion [10w] Compassion is the combination to enter the vault of heaven."

"Women Kissing :-)*(-: Women kissing publicly it has all the sincerity of an Israeli soldier hugging a Palestinian secretly checking for an explosive vest.* ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿’̿’̵͇̿̿з=(இಠ ᴈ muah εఠയ=/̵͇̿̿/̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿*自"

"1953 It seems the world has gone downhill since the year Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Everest."

"Humans vs. Monkeys [10w] + [10w] Baby monkeys are much more clever than a human babies.Human babies leap ahead because of their capacity for language."

"Her words are her wings. She's flying."

"ᏰέƦẙḽԃṏሁ Լέῳ [10w] II ᏰέƦẙḽԃṏሁ Լέῳ accounts for 15.7% of all Hello Poetry's pageviews."

"Animal Species Identity [10w] Funny how animals know their own species without a mirror."

"Err [10w] My dear, "To err is human — to forgive, to redefine."

"No Planning for Death [10w] People put more planning into a weekend vacation than death."

"Patriotism [10w] Patriotism for the rich is a subtle synonym for profiteering."

"Paranoid Realist Perspective [10w] "I've conquered all my enemies except for the real ones."

"Lady Gaga Haiku A cow has a big head, deep voice, a long tongue, butLady Gaga he's not."

"The Sound of Killing [10w] + [10w] A doe, a deer, a femaledeerin my headlights.A doe, a deer, a femaledeeron my sunroof."

"As Dead As "Nothing's changed at my place of birth.It is as dead as I remember leaving it."

"Virtual Reality [10w] Bliss is a virtual-reality headset coupled with a virtual-reality hooker software."

"That Jesus Kinda' Love [20w] What people do for the loveof their Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ,I wouldn't do for my fucking mother."

"War [10w] Fight wars not to win, but so our enemies don't."