#spiritual-wisdom

"The Poet's Mind In so many ways I walk ablaze in a maze,my eyes in a glaze, my mind in a daze,this poem's just a phrase in the latency phase,rephrase, rephrase, rephrase..."

"Love Haiku Sumerian whoregrabs my wedge, says: 'I love aman in cuneiform."

"Seduction [10w] Italy will host the Olympics when seduction's declared a sport."

"The State of the World Attests to This: [10w] Common people are too easily manipulated or stupid to vote."

"Siesta Mud tracked from the rice fields blazon a pathFrom kitchen to cellar escaping noon’s wrath.A quiet siesta to break the ordealOf scything and sifting and spinning the wheel.Half a dream later he returns to the fieldTo seeding earth’s furrows. massaging its yield.And when Sun descends gravely back to her tombHe tracks back to the kitchen, the cellar, his room."

"Say No to Drugs Commercials The image of an egg sizzling in a frying pan is not your brain on drugs.It's just a fucking omelet."

"Enemies of My Enemies Who knew the enemies of my enemies were good dancers."

"Elegance in Simplicity [10w] The more complex the problem,the simpler the correct answer."

"Enigmatic Real Estate I choose to live on the edge of mysterywith its inscrutable view of complexityhedged by perplexity.Also, there's a Walmart nearby."

"Unwitting Measure [10w] + {Couplet} "You I love and treasurein an equal, unwitting measure."

"Tapestry [10w] Life's a tapestry of mystery and miracles quilted by God."

"Greatness is achieved through kindness, compassion, and love."

"Enemies [10w] I prefer my enemies death than apologeticfor closure's sake"

"National Rifle Association Credo [10w] God gave us two hands to holdan assault rifle."

"When Old Age Begins Old age seizes center stagewhen more people we love are amidst the deadthan amongst the living."

"A Note from Time Management [10w] Our time machine's temporarily out of order. Come back yesterday."

"Credo of a Substitute Teacher I'm a 'sugar free' substitute teacher.I speak frankly and never gave any of my studentsa single word of encouragement.Why should I? Even after 10 years the school hasn't given me a pension, health insurance or paid sick leave.So fuck 'em.Fuck 'em all."

"My Secret for Out-of-the-Box-Thinking To help me writein my signature out-of-the-box style,I sit in front of my humidifier that I've filled up with Grey Goose vodka.My humidifier is now at Underwriters Laboratoriesin a 12-Step Programand buddied up with a de-humidifier."

"Poorly Hidden [10w] We're incapable of hiding arrogance, ambition or being in love."

"Time Time waits for no man ~but for hot women Time makes exceptions."