#spiritual-wisdom

"Sometimes God is Drunk [10w] Satan's sudden appearance means God is on a drinking binge."

"Thorn [5w] Every thorn has its rose."

"What Teenage Boys Do On Their Computer All Day [10w] ctrl alt delete ex-girlfriendcut paste Penelope Cruzpost Facebook"

"Oxford, England Haiku City shrouded in fogand within the blinding mist we found each other."

"Pamela Anderson Haiku Ben Stillerbeds Pamela Anderson.My alarm clock rings"

"Hemidemisemiquaver [10w] The composer evened the score by ending in a hemidemisemiquaver."

"Southern Cat on a Hot Tin Roof Sure nuff, I'm happier than a cat on a formerly hot tin roofwhich now usesNXT Cool Zone® heat reflecting roof coating ~but I'm still ornier than a mule on loco weedand a whole lot hornier than a two-dicked billy goat.You gots any coatin' for dat?"

"Deadlines The only deadline I plan on missing is the one at the cemetery."

"The Poet's Disease My body atrophies.My mind swells.Imagination's become my crutch."

"Spirituality and Aging Spirituality comes naturally to the old because they're running out of options."

"Indiscernible Love [10w] True love's so effortless, others can hardly see it's happening."

"Inspiration vs. Plagiarism [10w] Inspiration is improving on another's idea;plagiarism is copy/paste piracy."

"Hellman's Mayonnaise: Bring out the Hellman's and bring out the best... ...artery clogger since Burger King’s Triple Whopper with Cheese."

"Out to Lunch [10w] Behind closed doors, there's nothing we rightfully can call crazy."

"2D or Not 2D [10w] The best thing about a two-dimensional world is nobody's fat."

"Coins [10w] Statesmen whose faces are on coins are amenable to change."

"Revel in the Unraveling Being authentic is lifting the maskon who you think you should be seen as,and becoming at ease with your bare ass vulnerability.Revel in the unraveling,take courage in sharing your imperfections,and you'llincrease your loveexponentially."

"American Foreign Policy [10w] Foreign Policy requires dealing from the bottom of the deck."

"Eye of God [10w] The Hubble-Universe is a microchip in the Eye of God."

"Il Principe 2015: Lesson 1 - The Balls If humility is what's all important to your adversary,humble yourself before him,and you've got him by the balls."