#spiritual-wisdom

"What Makes a Terrorist Tic {Couplet} "If you want to glimpse how dark I really am,Place me beside the brilliant words of our Holy Qur'an."

"Joussard, Alberta, Canada Haiku Love North Country Fair.Music, dance, artisan market ~a walk back in time."

"The Road to Hell The road to hell is paved with 16 in. x 16 in. Red Brickface Concrete Step Stones.Only $2.97 each.Always in Stock atThe Home Depot."

"Lotto If I won a million bucks in Lotto,I'd give it to Charity.Charity gives great head."

"Crawling Backwards [10w] Crawling backwards is the hardwired wisdom of crabs and survivors."

"Soulmate My Ass [10w] Aspire to marry the person the least wrong for you."

"As Dead As "Nothing's changed at my place of birth.It is as dead as I remember leaving it."

"Self-Contempt [10w] Self-contempt is calling yourself collect and refusing to accept the charges."

"Lubbock, Texas Haiku Oil wells, Hub of the Plains.Stinks like an armpit."

"Do Me No Favors Haiku 'Do me no favors ~I can take care of myself.So, pay the check and drive me home."

"Enough [10w] Enough's the only thing most people can't get enough of."

"Proof Proof of God's existence is as silly as proof of love's."

"What Women Think Women don't care if you got a six pack if you slurp you soup."

"Choice vs. Disease [10w] People who label lack of control a disease evade responsibility."

"Frivolous Gossip and Poetry It's just so much frivolous gossip to dwell upon the moral merits of a poet;what should only concern the reader is the merit of his words.Leave moral judgments to the preachers and aesthetic judgments to the critical readers."

"Keep Austin Weird Haiku Neck dragon tattoo, piercings, purple haired kindergarten teacher.Keep Austin weird."

"The Bard's Haikus about Haiku Listen to Shakespeare,'Iambic pentameterand haiku don't mix.'A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise mannever writes haiku.If you tickle usdon't we laugh? If you wrong usshall we not haiku?The good men dolives after them; the evil'sinterred with haikus.Some are born great, some achieve greatness, some scribblesome shitty haikus."

"Where's Ralph Waldo Emerson When you Need Him? A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds;as opposed to bigger hobgoblins with bigger dicks, doing all sorts of ghoulish shit behind the Venetian blinds."

"Revel in the Unraveling Being authentic is lifting the maskon who you think you should be seen as,and becoming at ease with your bare ass vulnerability.Revel in the unraveling,take courage in sharing your imperfections,and you'llincrease your loveexponentially."

"Shit Poetry [10w] Poetry without grace of expression is just so much shit."