#spiritual-wisdom

"Upgrading [10w] Promise them the worldto get the universe in return."

"God vs. Satan [10w] Why can't God and Satan get along?They're both detail-oriented."

"Home Never give up a home for a house;you may never find a home again."

"Posthumous {Couplet} The anonymous may claim their fame posthumous;But let my words be my stake, while I'm still awake."

"Recollection [10w] Recollection recategorize memoriesby sorting them out into different collections."

"National Rifle Association Credo [10w] God gave us two hands to holdan assault rifle."

"Murder [10w] Two coats of paint doen't get rid of a ghost."

"Goat Fucking for Dummies You gently fuck a female goat ~you got to ram the malesto make any progress."

"A Poem Must Have an Accomplice If you cannot bamboozle the reader into becoming a willing accomplice to your artifice and collusion the poem won't fly."

"Some Semblance of Such "To lose one's identity to a Doppelgänger may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose multiple identities speaks of Nabakov."

"2D or Not 2D [10w] The best thing about a two-dimensional world is nobody's fat."

"Coins [10w] Statesmen whose faces are on coins are amenable to change."

"BFF, My Ass ~ It's a Jungle Out There! About one-third of all marriages are procured by sabotaging your best friend's happiness."

"Boasting vs. Toasting [10w] + {Couplet} What many call boasting to my success I call toasting."

"The Wonderful Wonder Between the 'Onenesses' [10w] + [10w] + [10w] + [10w] If you can imagine time running backwards, death becomes birth;The moment before conception, becomes our oneness with the universe.Therefore, we shouldn't fear death because oneness returns to oneness;The wonder that happens between these onenesses is God's gift."

"Love and Blindness [10w] Love may be unilaterally blind,but divorce blinds both parties."

"Ineffable Poetry A good poem goes beyond the physics of our world;it can't be quantified; it's an ineffable voice that speak directly to our soul,bypassing the laws of this world."

"My Sweet Home, Alabama If it grows, it sticks, if it crawls, it bites,if it's outside, it rusts,if it's ornery, it fights,if it's a dawg, it barks.if its a possum, it feignsif it's a buggy, it squeals,if it's winter, it's summer,If it's slimy, it's eels.If it ain't Dixie, it won't do,so let's fix to get piss drunkand lynch us another nigger and Jew."

"Find the time everyday, to express what is in your heart. Life affirming choices that lift you up. Everyday,allow your your soul to express its joy at the gift of life. Create, laugh, dance, play, spend time in nature, connect with the Divine, whatever it is, take even a small amount of time to do the things your soul longs to do."

"Hug [10w] To embrace what you truly love,give it a hug."