#spiritual-wisdom

"Battered Women [5w] Battered womenare more crispy."

"Enemies {couplet} Ne'er shall man's enemies been drawn so near,then when he seeketh to compare."

"Black Hole The death of one great man makes the world seem empty;the death or three creates a back hole in the heart of humanity.In Memorium 2015B.B. KingOliver SacksNicholas Winton"

"Celebrity [10w] Celebrity is an insignificant zit on the surface of history."

"McDonald's I love and rescue stray dogs, duct tape Burger King crowns to their heads and set them loose in McDonald's."

"Movies [10w] Movies were invented to sellbuttery snacks and sugary drinks"

"Depression Busy people have neither the time nor the swimming skills to take a divein a pool of depression."

"The 2-Step Self-Discovery Program The first step in self-discovery is not giving a shit what anybody else thinks.The second step is knowing you're a self-centered asshole."

"Pun vs. Puny [10w] + {Couplet} "His penis was a pun,judging by the predictable groans.The hours set by innuendos,the seconds by the moans."

"Who Isn't [10w] Psychotherapy's powerless once you assume you're smarter than the therapist."

"Switch Hitter [10w] Aphorisms are penned in my left brain,poetry, my right."

"They'd Rather Switch [10w] Hearing is wasted on the blind;sight, on the deaf."

"One Size Fits All Life Strategy Smile first.Ask questions later."

"Six-Pack [10w] A six-pack of beer's inversely proportional to six-pack of abs."

"Journalist asks me whether I can sit down for an interview... Sorry, I can't talk now. I'm busy writing up a storm.How about tomorrow?Sorry, tomorrow I'm bust conjuring up a tornado."

"Alaska State Motto North to the Future.We got highest rape and STD-rate in the nation."

"The Bard's Haikus about Haiku Listen to Shakespeare,'Iambic pentameterand haiku don't mix.'A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise mannever writes haiku.If you tickle usdon't we laugh? If you wrong usshall we not haiku?The good men dolives after them; the evil'sinterred with haikus.Some are born great, some achieve greatness, some scribblesome shitty haikus."

"Hustling [10w] Fishing's the world's oldest profession;only the bait has changed."

"The Poet's Way Are we ever sure what we do,will endure and get its due?No.But we do it anyway.For that is the poet's way."

"Miss Universe Contest Protest Haiku Fundamentalists protest Miss Universe contest.Go home, beat their wives."