#spiritualism

"Nebraska State Motto Equality before the law.Where Monsanto/GMO corn is above the law."

"Where's Ralph Waldo Emerson When you Need Him? A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds;as opposed to bigger hobgoblins with bigger dicks, doing all sorts of ghoulish shit behind the Venetian blinds."

"The Poet's Disease My body atrophies.My mind swells.Imagination's become my crutch."

"Simply Fabulous Haiku If I write fablesam I a fabulist orsimply fabulous?"

"Love vs. Honeymoon [10w] Love is what truly begins when the honeymoon is over."

"Minimum Wage [10w] Even trained bears couldn't bear working for bare minimum wage."

"Transubstantiation [10w] Transubstantiate digression into confessionand drink from poetry's Holy Grail."

"What lies beneath the Semblance? What lies beneath the semblance.What lies beneath the semblance of lies.What lies beneath the semblance of lies!Lies lie beneath her semblance.Lies lie beneath her semblance.Lies, lies and more lies!"

"The Poet's Job [10w] + {Couplet} Trigger memory, explode an emotion;the poet must create commotion....................................................­....................."

"Pussy Whipped I was pussy whipped with four lashes.It was a helluva threesome ~but I still can't get the damn mascara off my one-eyed snake."

"The Hand that Feeds You Don't bite the hand that feeds you ~unless you're in a haunted houseand the fucking hand isn't attached to anything."

"Wishing Wells [10w] Wishes fall to the bottom of wells;only faith floats."

"The 2-Step Self-Discovery Program The first step in self-discovery is not giving a shit what anybody else thinks.The second step is knowing you're a self-centered asshole."

"Selfies [10w] Selfies allows you instant gratification and reminiscence all at once."

"Got Hate? When a hater cozily whispers shit in your ear about them,what does that say about you?"

"Kraft Macaroni & Cheese: It's the cheesiest... ...advertising slogan ever!"

"Some Semblance of Such "To lose one's identity to a Doppelgänger may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose multiple identities speaks of Nabakov."

"Louisiana Dynamite Fishin' {10w] "Uncle Jimbo sez, if dey don't float it ain't fishin'."

"Fodder for Poets [10w] Childhood memories are the most seminal sustenance for creating poetry."

"Hellman's Mayonnaise: Bring out the Hellman's and bring out the best... ...artery clogger since Burger King’s Triple Whopper with Cheese."