#spiritualism

"Poets Be Realists! Poets be realists!It's O.K. to keep your jobs ~just don't quit your day dreams."

"What is the Meaning of Life? [10w] {3} To create its meaning every day we live and love."

"♀ Travelers vs. ♀ Tourists [10w] + [10w] Female travelers wear no makeup, stringy jewelry and Jesus sandals.Female travelers wear overcaked makeup, diamond jewelry and Gucci Booties."

"Man vs. Chimp Even chimpanzees are toolmakers,but only man has the unique honor of being a Godmaker."

"What's in it for me?' A selfish person doesn't become compassionate as the result of some words of wisdom or epiphany. The selfish need selfish reasons to act unselfish."

"Objective Journalism Foreign journalists will always compromise objectivity to preserve relationships that give them better access."

"Poetry is a Ladder {C☰O☰U☰P☰L☰E☰T} {The poet's job is to create a ladder} {for the reader to enter his imagination}and☰once☰they've☰climbed☰u­p☰to☰the ☰top☰remove☰each☰rung☰by☰grad­ation"

"Sharia Justice [10w] Sharia justice is a lynch mob masquerading as Allah's will."

"Hungry When you're hungry everything tastes good.Note to myself: Don't get married when you're hungry."

"Ruminating Poetry A poem should be eaten in one sittingbut regurgitated often like a ruminant's food."

"Alaska State Motto North to the Future.We got highest rape and STD-rate in the nation."

"Kaddish Kaddish for Mrs. Ginsbergis not Kaddish,For your mom raised a Buddhistand mine raised a Jew.You'll zazen for your loss,I'll daven for mine.I do not belittle your loss,your grief is no less than mine.But by abandoning your tribe, אלון,Who now will say Kaddish for you?"

"Coins [10w] Statesmen whose faces are on coins are amenable to change."

"Note to Self: Patent #10w Diving Mask for fish filled with water when oceans disappear."

"Lubbock, Texas Haiku Oil wells, Hub of the Plains.Stinks like an armpit."

"Mythbusters [10w] Snipers will assure you safety in numbers is a myth."

"First Things First "Where are you?"is the voice of God."Who am I?"is the voice of your soul.You can't answer Goduntil you answer yourself.Before you come out of hiding,find your identity and your purpose."

"Rhode Island State Motto Hope.Not much here but at least we have Family Guy."

"Please Don't Commemorate Me Just Yet [10w] The living are only commemorated when they're at death's door."

"Origami Master If you're the greatest origami master in the worldmaybe I can find you a job folding napkins at a restaurant.I'm not making any promises."