#spiritualism

"Money Can't Buy Everything [10w] Money can't buy everything ~ but love is certainly no exception."

"Gray [10w] Since gray's the 'new black' things aren't black and white."

"New Age Hype Don't 'honor your feelings.'Half the time they're full of shit.Don't 'embrace' anything without a pulse.Mindfulness should include not listening to quacks."

"Humans vs. Monkeys [10w] + [10w] Baby monkeys are much more clever than a human babies.Human babies leap ahead because of their capacity for language."

"California Haiku "After my boob jobI'm taking acting lessons.Fuck's fifty, no anal."

"Thorn [5w] Every thorn has its rose."

"Penetrate the Mysteries "If you ever hope to penetrate the mysteries of the universe,you've got to buy her a drink first and then pretend you're listening."

"Six Minus Three Degrees of Stupidation [10w] Three degrees of stupid:stupidstupid squaredstupid stupid stupid"

"Celebrity [10w] Celebrity seeking is like love or war: NO HOLDS BARRED."

"Treat'em Like a Dishtowel (⌣́,⌣̀)⇝♥⇜(^◡^ ) [10w] "If I wring you out will you wring me back?"

"Love vs. Control [10w] A lover you can control is not worthy of having."

"Atheism [10w] Atheism is the tragic triumph of cold contemptuousness over gratitude."

"Jesus [10w] "Sorry to keep you hanging,but it's just our nature."

"Murder [10w] Two coats of paint doen't get rid of a ghost."

"Rhyme vs. Reason {Couplet} Do not try to make rhyme of reason,nor reason of rhyme;For the former's too systematic,the latter's too sublime."

"Coins [10w] Statesmen whose faces are on coins are amenable to change."

"Yams vs. Sweet Potatoes vs. Cassava vs. Popeye [10w] "I am that I am that I am a yam."

"Patriotism [10w] Patriotism for the rich is a subtle synonym for profiteering."

"Cumin vs. Acumen Cumin is a powerful spice with a nutty peppery flavor;Acumen is more about having the good taste to knowhow and when to use it."

"Thai-kus From the dark starfishof the 300 Baht whoremy white sperm bubbles.Reclining BuddhaBirds nest in your golden ears.What wisdom they hear."