#spiritualism

"Russian, Umerzhurnalistka Someone who too many questions for his own good. Literally, 'Dead journalist'."

"Err 2 [10w] To err is human, to make it a habit, assinine."

"Transubstantiation [10w] Transubstantiate digression into confessionand drink from poetry's Holy Grail."

"Chase vs. Choose Happiness If you chase after happiness, it may escape you.If you choose happiness, it may take your house away.Both chasing and choosing have their hazards ~but they're less risky than waiting for happiness to find you.Remember, happiness is a lazy ass motherfuckerthat doesn't go on search and rescue missions."

"Spirituality and Aging Spirituality comes naturally to the old because they're running out of options."

"Old People [10w] At the mere mention of death they gasp for breath."

"Silly String [10w] Life' an absurdity radiating from a spine of silly string."

"Double-Dipping [10w] Double-dip in righteousness and delight in the here and herafter."

"Miracle [10w] The greatest unacknowledged miracle is man has lasted this long."

"Royal Pricks [10w] Woe unto the king of his bubble who's a prick."

"The 3 Most Powerful Words in the English Language for Every College Student [3w] Ilovepizza"

"Diplomacy The diplomat's expert way of saying 'They should go fuck themselves' is:"We are agreed in principleand will take our minor differencesunder thoughful consideration."

"Accurs'd McDonalds, I Bite my Thumb at Thee! {Couplet} Let vex'd heavens rant and rage,This here McNigga slave ain't workin' for no McMinimum wage."

"Memory Timeline of Divorce Divorce +1 year: "Just because we don't talk, it doesn't mean I can't stop thinking about you."Divorce +10 years: "The one good thing that came out of our marriage was our wonderful children."Divorce +20 year: "Who? Doesn't ring a bell."

"Bagels and Lox Life's an everything bagel;love is a schmear of scallion cream cheese;and lox, no matter how you cut it,is resistant to dumbass metaphors."

"Elegance in Simplicity [10w] The more complex the problem,the simpler the correct answer."

"Dsylıxǝa Hey, it isn't cool to make fun of people with Dsʎlıxǝaʎou dɯub pircʞ ¡!¡"

"Truth {Couplet} Since every truth worth saying, has been already said,our job's to refine it, question it, or turn it on its head."

"Forget [10w] {Couplet} Let's lift our goblet of regret,forgive, forsake and forget."

"Glow in the Dark "You've led me from stark nightwith a love that glows in the dark."