#spiritualism

"Second Opinions My doctor told me I have pancreatic cancer and have 2 months to live.I asked him about getting a second opinion.The Doc said, 'No problem.'He thought for a second and said,'I think the Boston Red Sox are going to win the series again this year."

"Hypocrisy [10w] Religion without hypocrisy doesn't exist;that's man's imperfection, not God's."

"Dictator [10w] Clever dictators keep their friends closeand their enemies dead."

"Don't Mess with the Queen {Couplet} The first man harnessing the secrets of fireCannot compare with the revelation of your sovereign ire."

"Stampede [10w] Her stampede of wild emotions broke down everything once stable."

"The Stink of Hate {Couplet} When haters write they raise a stink;must be the venom coursing through their ink."

"Whose Asphalt Is It? [10w] The road to mediocrity is paved with asphalt and tarmac."

"Chlorophylia [10w] + {Couplet} Few things amaze as the paletteof the autumn blaze."

"Informal HP Survey: Should Poetry Rhyme? O.K., readers, anybody who thinks poetry should rhymeplease tap your caneor jiggle your walker."

"Chase vs. Choose Happiness If you chase after happiness, it may escape you.If you choose happiness, it may take your house away.Both chasing and choosing have their hazards ~but they're less risky than waiting for happiness to find you.Remember, happiness is a lazy ass motherfuckerthat doesn't go on search and rescue missions."

"Witchcraft vs. Wordcraft [10w] Covens of witches convened at their annual unconventional Coven’s Convention."

"Democracy, Really [10w] A democracy is free to replace one tyranny with another."

"Nursing Homes [10w] Nursing homes are house haunted by the living and half-dead."

"Figure, Woman, Wife I study the sleeping figure,Stare at her sated curl of lip;Her lids sealed in dreams so pureMy love's secured from tip to tip.I study the sleeping womanHer forehead faint with sweatHer eyes wildly remmingOf adulterous sex, I bet.I study the sleeping wife,Her mouth faintly drawing breath;Her throat pouring pools of blood ~How I loved this woman to death."

"Leap of Faith [10w] Seeing God withinis where the leap of faith lands."

"3 Surefire Ways to Win a Man You sucking my cock made our relationship interesting.You taking it up your ass made it meaningful.You cooking me dinner made it lasting."

"Underage-Killers [10w] Underage-killers like making a whooshing sound when they shoot people."

"Eckhart Tolle for Sociopaths The foundation for all abundance is having more cool shit than your neighbor."

"Cormorant’s Flight [10w] The cormorant’s flight is the first shadow of the wave."

"Embittered [10w] "His heart blistered like paint peeling from an old rig."