#spiritualism

"Soulmate My Ass [10w] Aspire to marry the person the least wrong for you."

"The Road to Hell The road to hell is paved with 16 in. x 16 in. Red Brickface Concrete Step Stones.Only $2.97 each.Always in Stock atThe Home Depot."

"Note to Self: Patent #10w Diving Mask for fish filled with water when oceans disappear."

"Marriage [10w] The only thing better than forgiveness in marriage is forgetfulness."

"Friendship vs. Love [10w] Friendship requires poise and patience;love demands pluck and perseverance."

"Love vs. the Three Headed Dragon In relationships, the corrosive venom of the three-headed dragon areindifference, fault-finding and 'take-each-other-for-grantedness'.Only these cantarnish the shining armor of amour."

"The Freedom Paradox [10w] The act of protecting freedom is a violation of freedom."

"Grateful [10w] + [10w] If you can't think of anything you should be grateful for,think that you can think and be grateful for that."

"Love and Death [10w] A person who lives without love chooses death by default."

"The Poet is God When a poem's words perfectly fit,it has legs.When they communicate well,it has a voice.When they make you think,it has a mind.When the make you feel,it has a heart.Think about it.When you write a poem,you've created a person,with a distinct identityand an immortal soulthat you send out into the worldto possibly change the world.Now you know what it feels liketo be God."

"Show Up [10w] I've waited for you all my life ~show up already!"

"Spineless "How do you know which invertebrate lacks resolution if they're all spineless?"

"The Great Blue of the Great Blue A Great Blue whale mourns her hunted mate.Her heart, once the size of an SUV,lonely rides the empty sea,her heart's now withered to subcompact class,her whys and wherefores, run out of gas."

"Poets, Shakespeare and Trash A poet must read equal amountsof trash and Shakespeare to learn how to distinguish between the two."

"A Dream Come True [10w] A dream come true is a nightmare in the making."

"Rationality vs. Madness [10w] Rationality maintains the world's status quo.Madness drives the change."

"Kill Buddha's Hairdresser [10w] I'd like to meet Buddha's hairdresser and shoot the prick."

"Knocked-Up Kinda' Loven Marry, me, marry me, marry me,You better say, 'affirmative',Cuz you stuck a bun in my ovenand you haven't an alternative."

"How to Exercise Caution [10w] Walk in the counsel of the wickedon your treadmill."

"Jesus Christ Hiaku Jesus Christget a job already.You're killing your mother!"