#spiritualism

"What Makes a Terrorist Tic {Couplet} "If you want to glimpse how dark I really am,Place me beside the brilliant words of our Holy Qur'an."

"Boasting vs. Toasting [10w] + {Couplet} What many call boasting to my success I call toasting."

"Entrepreneurs [10w] A man should be judged by the companyhe sells."

"Hustling [10w] Fishing's the world's oldest profession;only the bait has changed."

"Time [10w] {Couplet} Can there be more callous crimethan unkindly killing time?"

"Thorny Love [10w] A thorn by any other name would hurt as much."

"Carrots and Creativity [10w] Put a carrot in front of you for optimal creativity."

"Jonesing [10w] Is it odd of me that I'm Jonsesing for strange?"

"Informal HP Survey: Should Poetry Rhyme? O.K., readers, anybody who thinks poetry should rhymeplease tap your caneor jiggle your walker."

"Why Utopias Fail When you tie several horses together and one takes the lead, they all fall."

"No That's Bad Aim Shoot!That ass clown couldn't hit the broad side of a barnwith the smart photon torpedohe lifted from Area 51."

"Royal Pricks [10w] Woe unto the king of his bubble who's a prick."

"Love vs. Control [10w] A lover you can control is not worthy of having."

"First Things First [10w] God created the possibility of absurditybefore he created man."

"Premature Evacuation [10w] I've stopped all my relationships short,not unlike this poem."

"Recipe for Love [10w] Recipe for love:compatibilityattraction ~just add penis and stir."

"New Year Resolutions I [10w] Change my voice;unclog my ears;open my heart."

"Leap of Faith [10w] Seeing God withinis where the leap of faith lands."

"Humans vs. Monkeys [10w] + [10w] Baby monkeys are much more clever than a human babies.Human babies leap ahead because of their capacity for language."

"Argument [10w] Argue for the sake of resolutionnot for arguments sake.."