#spiritualism

"Talented [10w] Being called talented brings with it more hatred than applause."

"Diet and Exorcise [10w] The most effective diet is hanging around with fat people."

"Invisible Attraction What's invisible to the eye is that as you move towards love,love moves towards you."

"Flattery [10w] Flattery is the only passport that will get you everywhere"

"Sex Kitchens of the Future [10w] Her entire kitchen was made of silicone ~ including her breasts."

"Measuring Love The only scientist who can measure love is the onewho's in love with another scientist."

"Preparation [10w] Hope for the best, but prepare for your insufferable wife."

"Jealousy [10w] Jealousy's like being reprimanded for a crime you haven't committed."

"New York Haiku "My monthly rent checkis more than you will make inyour fucking lifetime."

"Atheism [10w] Atheism is the tragic triumph of cold contemptuousness over gratitude."

"Death as Opportunity [10w] Death's an opportunity to wisely fill the void it leaves."

"Rat Trap Haiku 'Hmm, 12 by 13,4 by 9. Oy! You call thisrat trap an apartment?"

"Hypocrisy [10w] Religion without hypocrisy doesn't exist;that's man's imperfection, not God's."

"Maine State Motto Dirigo. [10]You won't find no niggers here, eh."

"Loneliness [10w] Loneliness is GPS equipped new Mercedeswith nowhere to go.****************"

"Deal or No Deal ~ Deal with It "God, please tell me the place I'm going after I dieis filled with bright eyes and bushy tails, or I'm not going."

"Busch Beer: Head for the mountains... [10w] ...and fall off the precipice shitfaced."

"Self-Sufficiency [10w] When God closes a door,buy a Sawzall from Home Depot."

"Amputees Smart phones and the internet are the prosthetics our century cannot live without.Until we can put them down to take a quiet walk in the woods,we are all amputees."

"The Grass is Always Greener on the Other Side of the Hill That's because my lawn is on a south-facing slope of the hill and more more open to sunlight and warm winds. It's dryer due to higher levels of evapotranspiration than my neighbor's greener north-facing slope.I'm not the least bit envious of the color of his greener grass.I'm just pissed that the prick owns a better piece of real estate."