#spiritualism

"Winning vs. Losing [10w] Too often the cost of winning is losing your soul."

"Compassion and Self-Neglect [10w] Compassionate people know how to care of everybody but themselves."

"Keep Austin Weird Haiku Neck dragon tattoo, piercings, purple haired kindergarten teacher.Keep Austin weird."

"Memory Timeline of Divorce Divorce +1 year: "Just because we don't talk, it doesn't mean I can't stop thinking about you."Divorce +10 years: "The one good thing that came out of our marriage was our wonderful children."Divorce +20 year: "Who? Doesn't ring a bell."

"Make It Happen!!! [10w] Don't wait for someone to fall in love with you."

"Cleverness vs. Crime [10w] Being caught's the only difference between cleverness and crime."

"2D or Not 2D [10w] The best thing about a two-dimensional world is nobody's fat."

"Time Time waits for no man ~but for hot women Time makes exceptions."

"Control [10w] Don't lose control by imagining you can control your lover."

"Pushkin When Pushkin came to Shovekin all hell broke loose."

"Genesis {Couplet} God spoke the world into existence, reifying an abstraction.Now the Creator's had second thoughts and wishes to utter a retraction."

"Man vs. Chimp Even chimpanzees are toolmakers,but only man has the unique honor of being a Godmaker."

"Romantic Ring Ceremony Define this wedding ring,with which I betroth thee unto me forever,not by the confining boundaries of it's goldbut by the empty circle within -that perfect portal to your loving heartyou have opened for me, and me alone -as I have opened mine for you."

"Ranger Smith, Unemployement and the Possibility of Unperceived Existence If a tree falls in the forest and we're not there,do we fire the park ranger without making a sound?"

"Animal Species Identity [10w] Funny how animals know their own species without a mirror."

"Epic vs. Great Poetry [10w] Epic poetry's about the extraordinary;Great poetry is about the commonplace."

"Say This to Her/Him and Just See What Happens... *I want to kiss you in places I've never kissed you before."

"The 'Ugly' Poet [10w] Poets develop cleverness with wordsto compensate for their unattractiveness."

"The Hand that Feeds You Don't bite the hand that feeds you ~unless you're in a haunted houseand the fucking hand isn't attached to anything."

"Athens, Texas Haiku Blackeyed Pea Capital of the World.Yup, just another shithole."