#spiritualism

"Committees [10w] A committee sits in a rectangle and talks in circles."

"Poetry and Ostrich Feathers A poet should leave his poem covered with a faint film of fairy dust,inviting the reader to bring his faint heartand an ostrich feather duster to the reading."

"Cancer [10w] It's odd that the cancer that kills you is you."

"Voodoo I'm phobic about pins and needles.Can I just stick a voodoo doll in the microwave?"

"Forget [10w] {Couplet} Let's lift our goblet of regret,forgive, forsake and forget."

"Don't Quit ❣ Don't quit on love and it won't bail on you."

"Cormorant’s Flight [10w] The cormorant’s flight is the first shadow of the wave."

"Patience [10w] Patience is the most technologically advanced form of energy efficiency."

"That's Why Shag's the Way To Go [10w] Love's messy;it tracks mud on the carpet of life."

"Love's Reward [10w] + {Couplet} Love repaid is love's reward;recompense fair towards being adored."

"Pussy Whipped I was pussy whipped with four lashes.It was a helluva threesome ~but I still can't get the damn mascara off my one-eyed snake."

"The Road to Hell The road to hell is paved with 16 in. x 16 in. Red Brickface Concrete Step Stones.Only $2.97 each.Always in Stock atThe Home Depot."

"Missouri State Motto Salus populi suprema lex esto [16]If our chiggers don't getcha', Rush Limbaugh will."

"Ode to a Wastepaper Basket I love the way you sit in the corner,gracious like a lover,catching my every crumpled vanity."

"Poet and the Fool {Couplet} {Limerick} The fool does his ego inflate,much like a poet does his oeuvre overrate.But the truth of the matter is that neither shit matters;harsh reality shall both nitwits deflate."

"Lies vs. Truth [10w] I can only speak truth if I lie to myself."

"Pond(er) This [10w] Nobody wants to be:'Big fish in a little pond."

"How to Save the World [10w] When true love floods in, it could float an ark."

"Good Egg [10w] Picking up the pieces is the responsibilty of the egg."

"Socrates [10w] "I know less than you.That's how smart I am!"