#spiritualism

"Meaning of Life {Couplet} Life's but the love and laughter we've amassed,the friendships forged that shall outlastpossessions, station and renown,the make-up palette of a clown."

"Love's a Sacred Vessel [10w] Love's the sacred vessel embracing the mystical energy of evolution."

"The Wonder of Wandering [10w] When you wander without destination,the world becomes your teacher."

"Ballz Deep & Strange Haiku [1] Down the schnapps, third eye,cat flaps, pussy hole, fish lips,cha cha, ooo la la."

"Getting Real about the Eel It's not that eel wants to avoid commitment.From the eel's point of view, it is a matter of survival.Who the fuck wants to be with an eel anyway,when there are plenty of less slippery fish."

"Past/Present/Future I have no problem living in the present,but because of my pastpeople want to kill me in the future."

"Long Term Relationships [10w] Long term relationships should begin and end with a laugh."

"Coffee Wisdom New Yawk [6] You either pay me the five large nowor yoos can choosebetween the toilet plungeror the hot coffee enemaya fuckin jamook."

"Publisher's Persuasion "You're much too good a writer to want a six figure advance. You don't want your readers to think you're only writing for money ~ do you?"

"Measuring Love The only scientist who can measure love is the onewho's in love with another scientist."

"Memories [10w] Spend half your life creating memories,the other half, remembering."

"Fat Bungee Jumpers When I watch a fat woman bungee jumpI swear I can feel the earth leaving its orbit."

"Marriage Advice [10w] Marry a man above youand a woman beneath you."

"What lies beneath the Semblance? What lies beneath the semblance.What lies beneath the semblance of lies.What lies beneath the semblance of lies!Lies lie beneath her semblance.Lies lie beneath her semblance.Lies, lies and more lies!"

"AMTRAK: See America at see level... even though we cost twice as much as a plane and get you there 3 days later."

"Crying in the Rain If you cry in the raindoes anybody but you know you're unhappy?"

"Spineless "How do you know which invertebrate lacks resolution if they're all spineless?"

"Bespeckled Heroes [10w] Great heroes in 100 years become statues speckled with birdshit."

"In the Future [1]: (criminals) In the future we're going to find a wayto turn criminals into wordsand then place them in parentheses."

"Mercy vs. Revenge "May God have mercy on my unfaithful, back-stabbing, adulterous husband because I sure as hell won't."