#spiritualism

"Rainbows and Gratuitous Violence Whenever I see a rainbow, I want to punch a penguin in the face."

"Love's Reward [10w] + {Couplet} Love repaid is love's reward;recompense fair towards being adored."

"Time Time waits for no man ~but for hot women Time makes exceptions."

"Curse of the Ageing Woman {Couplet} I'm a wallflower, bluestocking, left on the Shelf, When you're beyond one's sell-by date, you've left by yourself,"

"Gifts Never look a gift horse in the assor a donkey in the mouth."

"The Jewish NOW There's no time like the present ~but in the future,who can say?"

"Truth {Couplet} Since every truth worth saying, has been already said,our job's to refine it, question it, or turn it on its head."

"Recipe for Love [10w] Recipe for love:compatibilityattraction ~just add penis and stir."

"Rooftop Poetry Sing poetry from rooftopslike a muzzein' s call for prayer."

"Dull Poetry Dulls the Mind [10w] Poetry penetrates dullness when whetted on the stone of imagination."

"The Poet's Limitless Imagination [10w] The stringy shit from my goldfish turns him into a kite."

"Mercy vs. Revenge "May God have mercy on my unfaithful, back-stabbing, adulterous husband because I sure as hell won't."

"I'm Not Talking About Fruitcake [10w] The greatest gifts are the ones that can be regifted."

"Fear is the Best Test Will the fear of going blind make youa voracious reader, a world traveleror paralyze you with a thousand other fears?"

"Food If food comes with a labelthat's warning enough you shouldn't eat it."

"Poetry and Love [10w] Poetry and love are two faces of the same coin."

"Enemies of My Enemies Who knew the enemies of my enemies were good dancers."

"In the Porn Industry [10w] Lacking a college-diploma's more than compensated by a humongous penis."

"The 2-Step Self-Discovery Program The first step in self-discovery is not giving a shit what anybody else thinks.The second step is knowing you're a self-centered asshole."

"Taste [10w] + [10w] "If you have sophisticated taste, you like what I like.If you're a Neanderthal, you will love what I hate."