#spiritualism

"A Loaf of Challah Haiku A loaf of challah,a bottle of Rashi wine...For everything else there's Simply Manischewitz."

"Dogs Playing Poker Art [10w] Poker-faced dogs looks like they're bluffing or need to shit."

"Chlorophylia [10w] + {Couplet} Few things amaze as the paletteof the autumn blaze."

"Yams vs. Sweet Potatoes vs. Cassava vs. Popeye [10w] "I am that I am that I am a yam."

"Babel [10w] Building a tower to reach God doesn't require any bricks."

"The Poet's Disease My body atrophies.My mind swells.Imagination's become my crutch."

"Be Careful What You Wish For More often than not,a dream come true is a nightmare-in-the-making."

"Lady Gaga Haiku A cow has a big head, deep voice, a long tongue, butLady Gaga he's not."

"Fabulous Creatures and Trust Issues [10w] Never trust a sheep in wolf’s clothing despite the unicorn."

"Preparation [10w] Hope for the best, but prepare for your insufferable wife."

"What lies beneath the Semblance? What lies beneath the semblance.What lies beneath the semblance of lies.What lies beneath the semblance of lies!Lies lie beneath her semblance.Lies lie beneath her semblance.Lies, lies and more lies!"

"Dating Asian Her Kung Fu style was not too bad,but at doggie style she had me had."

"Wheels of Change Discontentment is the wheels of change.You can either add some grease to bring about change faster,or run in front of them in protest,and be crushed by them."

"Angels vs. Fools [10w] Au contraire: Angels rush in where fools fear to tread."

"Laughter and The Chosen [10w] Making people laugh is God's gift to the Chosen People."

"Cookie Cutter Criticism A critic tried to fit my sense of humor in a cookie cutter,but it wouldn't fit his preconceived shape of what comedy should be.So he pressed harder, and harder and harder until the cookie cutter cut a cookie shaperight through the palm of his hand.It doesn't hurt anymore when the critic tries to slap me in the face.There's no more hot-air resistance."

"Now [10w] + {Couplet} Whether you Hurry up! or P r o c r a s t i n a t e,the NOW doesn't discriminate."

"Wretched [10w] Intelligence without compassion is an invitation to a wretched life."

"Senility [10w] Senility's like a bottle of Coke that lost its bubbles."

"Boasting vs. Toasting [10w] + {Couplet} What many call boasting to my success I call toasting."