#spiritualism

"Virtual Reality [10w] The only thing better than reality is perfected virtual reality."

"Moment of Truth 'Moment of truth' is derived fromthe Spanish momento de la verdad, that Hemingway epiphanous moment when the matador is about to kill the bull. Now it means the moment you realize you won't make it back to the parking meter before it expires ~sometimes expressed as, Motherfucker!"

"Iowa Haiku "We're not really dull,we are just misunderstood.Weed helps dull the pain."

"Embittered [10w] "His heart blistered like paint peeling from an old rig."

"Tortuguer Costa Rica Haiku Lora Sea TurtlesInvade to beach to lay eggs.Locals invade the eggs."

"Truth {Couplet} Since every truth worth saying, has been already said,our job's to refine it, question it, or turn it on its head."

"Obscenity [10w] Obscenity's undefinable becauseeverything that occurs in nature is natural."

"Wisconsin State Motto Forward.Leading the nation in drunk driving and Cheesehead hats."

"The Unspoken Speaks Volumes Stillness brackets the exchanges between lovers. Itis not the lack of sound, but an encapsulated silenceof resonance. Resonant silences stand like bookends, embracing their thoughts;though formal pleasantries vibrate the air,they are more ritual than communication.The couples true intents are articulated in the unspoken.Two bodies.One soul."

"Diplomacy The diplomat's expert way of saying 'They should go fuck themselves' is:"We are agreed in principleand will take our minor differencesunder thoughful consideration."

"Income Tax [10w] A man's income tax return measures his integrity and stupidity."

"Idiots vs. Fools [10w] Idiots listen to other's bullshit;fools listen to their own."

"Gradually Then Instantly [10w] We fall in love the way we lose our minds."

"The Poet's Limitless Imagination [10w] The stringy shit from my goldfish turns him into a kite."

"Men Be Forewarned! [20w] A man caught in the embrace of the wrong womanis like having his penis caught in a bear trap."

"Heaven [10w] Heaven’s not a destination ~it’s a way of processing life."

"Meek [10w] Blessed are the meek, for they've learned how to duck."

"Journalist asks me whether I can sit down for an interview... Sorry, I can't talk now. I'm busy writing up a storm.How about tomorrow?Sorry, tomorrow I'm bust conjuring up a tornado."

"Please Don't Commemorate Me Just Yet [10w] The living are only commemorated when they're at death's door."

"Psychotherapy [10w] If you can second guess a psychotherapist,they’re totally useless."