#spiritualism

"Darkness Darkness is a decision the light cannot dissuade."

"Pizza vs. Internet Porn I'm still debating whether pizza or internet porn is the best thing ever invented.I've already jack-off three times while eating a double-cheese pepperoni piemaking my careful deliberations."

"Neanderthal Poetry A poem should come as quick as lightningand create the awe Neanderthals felt cringing in their caves when hearing a clap of thunder."

"Vacations for Souls [10w] When souls are bored in Heaven they vacation in Hell."

"Time Time waits for no man ~but for hot women Time makes exceptions."

"God is Great [10w] God found me in a dumpster and made me holy."

"Remorse among Thieves When a caught thief shows remorse he says to himself,"I knew I should pull off that heist differently."

"Lonely Marriage is the best refuge of the lonely to be lonely together,and if it lasts long enough,take turns being lonely."

"Wrong Number [10w] There is no such thing as dialing a wrong number."

"Err 2 [10w] To err is human, to make it a habit, assinine."

"What happens when you trip China's Premier Li Keqiang on a banana peel? Your wind up with an even more slippery slope."

"Persistence If persistence is the foundation of all success, how come persistent liars and nags aren't more successful?"

"Miracle [10w] The greatest unacknowledged miracle is man has lasted this long."

"Cruel Love [10w] Cruel love helps turn out excellent,competitive, cutthroat, dog-eat-dog children."

"Lost & Found of Love We cannot forfeit what was not truly ours to begin with.You can only lose yourself in the heartbreak of love lostand find yourself againinthe miracle of love regained."

"What Ever Happened to Stupid? [10w] ‘I’m only human’,has become everybody’s license to fuck up."

"You Can't Win [10w] Every bitch is a witch;every wife brings you strife."

"Over [10w] It's never ever over because the fat lady can't sing."

"Unfriend Politeley Means"

"If You Can't Think, You've No Right to Speak [10w] Our Constitution's guarantee of free speech specifically excludes fucking idiots."