#Suicide

"♥ Love ♡ My heart skips a beat every time you walk through the door!It isn't love ~ I have an arrhythmia."

"Coins [10w] Statesmen whose faces are on coins are amenable to change."

"The Game Is Afoot God's buried eight jewels within my soul.Life's game is,'Remove each gem, yet find me whole.'The clue is,"Eight is one, and one is eight,no jewel's more precious,all equally great."

"Kraft Macaroni & Cheese: It's the cheesiest... ...advertising slogan ever!"

"California [10w] No two snowflakes are alike,unless they're California yoga practitioners."

"Genesis {Couplet} God spoke the world into existence, reifying an abstraction.Now the Creator's had second thoughts and wishes to utter a retraction."

"Pussy [10w] Her pussy was heaven's gate and the backdoor of hell."

"Eyes of Heaven To see through the eyes of heavenis to look upon your fellow manand only see the good in him."

"Seduction [10w] Italy will host the Olympics when seduction's declared a sport."

"Sharia Justice [10w] Sharia justice is a lynch mob masquerading as Allah's will."

"Preparation [10w] Hope for the best, but prepare for your insufferable wife."

"Harlem P.O.V. Everything outside Harlem's the boondocks,where hayseeds opt out of Nikes for Reeboks."

"Bruges Belgium Haiku Behind a stack of grey Lego bricksyou wheeze up Belfry's 366 stepsand don't see a single bat."

"Child on a Swing Haiku Child screeches like birdas swing reaches for heaven.Stars fill his pocket."

"Poetry as Conspiracy [10w] A poem is unspoken conspiracy between the reader and poet."

"Life Imprisonment with No Possibility of Parole [10w] "The needle is preferable to three hots and a cot."

"Optimists vs. Death [10w] Optimists are hopeful people who see a coffin as half-full."

"The 'Ugly' Poet [10w] Poets develop cleverness with wordsto compensate for their unattractiveness."

"A-New-Year's-a-Comin' [10w] A new year is coming!Let's all make new mistakes!"

"Hope for the Heartbroken A broken heartremains in piecesbut learns to love againwith every fragment."