#Suicide

"Tangled [10w] Love becomes a tangle of roots submerged in common soil."

"Humble Wishes [10w] "God, all I simply ask is that I become perfect."

"He must not merely cling to life, for then he will be a coward, and will not escape. He must not merely wait for death, for then he will be a suicide, and will not escape. He must seek his life in a spirit of furious indifference to it."

"Mercy vs. Revenge "May God have mercy on my unfaithful, back-stabbing, adulterous husband because I sure as hell won't."

"One little Indian left all alone, he went out and hanged himself and then there were none."

"you=""are=""what=""eat"=""[10w]=""That's why I've become a pizza with a pussy topping."

"Can you do it? When the time comes? When the time comes there will be no time. Now is the time. Curse God and die."

"Galoshes Haiku Cherry blossoms bloomin the morning mist.Thank God I took my galoshes."

"Cinco de Mayo [10w] What day do the dead party to celebrate the living?"

"Till Death Do You Part [10w] Marriage will indeed change people ~for better or for worse."

"Enemies {couplet} Ne'er shall man's enemies been drawn so near,then when he seeketh to compare."

"Unfriend Politeley Means"

"Rooftop Poetry Sing poetry from rooftopslike a muzzein' s call for prayer."

"You're My Favorite' If you want all your children to know they're your favorite,give them all the same nameand whisper this confession in all their earswith the promise not to telltheir brothers and sisters."

"California Milk Processor Board: Got Milk?... ...cuz I got a fucking hangover."

"RésuméRazors pain you,Rivers are damp,Acids stain you,And drugs cause cramp.Guns aren't lawful,Nooses give,Gas smells awful.You might as well live."

"The Great Blue of the Great Blue A Great Blue whale mourns her hunted mate.Her heart, once the size of an SUV,lonely rides the empty sea,her heart's now withered to subcompact class,her whys and wherefores, run out of gas."

"God vs. Satan [10w] Why can't God and Satan get along?They're both detail-oriented."

"River Mountain Ocean [10w] + [10w] + {Couplet} Rivers delight in their flow;Mountains savor their snow.But oceans are in concurrencetheir contentment comes from recurrence."

"Beloved Poetry [10w] Write poetry like it’ll convince your beloved who to marry."