#Suicide

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"Poetry Should Dance [10w] Let poetry dance ~neither outpace it nor let it lag."

"Sublime Beauty When I shut my eyes, I can move mountains.When I open them, mountains can move me."

"Great Poets [10w] Great poets can milk blood and tears from a stone."

"Evolution of Love [10w] Love evolved from when one monkey handed another a blossom."

"Now, I'm Not Born Yet [10w] I brought a sundial to a flight crossing the International-Date-Line."

"Writer's Prayers That Don't Work "Lord, lead me from the banality of everyday life,to the gleaming one beneath the surface."

"Man vs. Chimp Even chimpanzees are toolmakers,but only man has the unique honor of being a Godmaker."

"Out-of-the-Box [10w] I march to my own drummerin a drum circle."

"Girls are always saying things like, “I’m so unhappy that I’m going to overdose on aspirin,” but they’d be awfully surprised if they succeeded. They have no intention of dying. At the first sight of blood, they panic."

"Alaska State Motto North to the Future.We got highest rape and STD-rate in the nation."

"The Sound of Killing [10w] + [10w] A doe, a deer, a femaledeerin my headlights.A doe, a deer, a femaledeeron my sunroof."

"Self-Sufficiency [10w] When God closes a door,buy a Sawzall from Home Depot."

"Romantic Ring Ceremony Define this wedding ring,with which I betroth thee unto me forever,not by the confining boundaries of it's goldbut by the empty circle within -that perfect portal to your loving heartyou have opened for me, and me alone -as I have opened mine for you."

"Measuring Love The only scientist who can measure love is the onewho's in love with another scientist."

"Object of Desire A woman knows she's the object of a unknown man's desirelike a game animal becoming aware it is being looked at."

"Time Traveler's Ennui The future ain't what it use to be."

"Delusion vs. Truth Delusions are what really set you free;the truth is a choke hold."

"Transubstantiation [10w] Transubstantiate digression into confessionand drink from poetry's Holy Grail."

"Charity [10w] Contentment over your life is the best aphrodisiac for charity."