#Suicide

"Fucking 3rd World Taxi Drivers [10w] Taxi drivers have ruined more vacations than tsunamis or earthquakes."

"Control [10w] Don't lose control by imagining you can control your lover."

"Why I Don't Carry a Cellphone [10w] It's a sign of servility you can be contacted anytime."

"When Old Age Begins Old age seizes center stagewhen more people we love are amidst the deadthan amongst the living."

"Rationalize [10w] Man needs an apt aphorism to rationalize his ruthless actions."

"Spineless [10w] There are more spineless men on the planet than jellyfish."

"American Foreign Policy [10w] Foreign Policy requires dealing from the bottom of the deck."

"Hemidemisemiquaver [10w] The composer evened the score by ending in a hemidemisemiquaver."

"Figure, Woman, Wife I study the sleeping figure,Stare at her sated curl of lip;Her lids sealed in dreams so pureMy love's secured from tip to tip.I study the sleeping womanHer forehead faint with sweatHer eyes wildly remmingOf adulterous sex, I bet.I study the sleeping wife,Her mouth faintly drawing breath;Her throat pouring pools of blood ~How I loved this woman to death."

"Schmuck [10w] + {Couplet} Show kindness to a schmuck,it's guaranteed you'll get fucked."

"The Bard's Haikus about Haiku Listen to Shakespeare,'Iambic pentameterand haiku don't mix.'A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise mannever writes haiku.If you tickle usdon't we laugh? If you wrong usshall we not haiku?The good men dolives after them; the evil'sinterred with haikus.Some are born great, some achieve greatness, some scribblesome shitty haikus."

"Dammit Goddammit' Defined [10w] Damned if you do and damned if you don't double-bind."

"Heart My heart jumps every time you walk through the door.It's not love.I have an arrhythmia."

"1953 It seems the world has gone downhill since the year Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Everest."

"Learn from Children [10w] Children picture God as a smiley sun emanating love light."

"Integrity [10w] There’s no indignity men of integrity aren’t willing to endure."

"Evolution of Love [10w] Love evolved from when one monkey handed another a blossom."

"Tapestry [10w] Life's a tapestry of mystery and miracles quilted by God."

"Delusion vs. Truth Delusions are what really set you free;the truth is a choke hold."

"Notoriety vs. Anonymity [10w] 'Tis better to live with notoriety,than die of anonymity."