#Suicide

"Pamela Anderson Haiku Ben Stillerbeds Pamela Anderson.My alarm clock rings"

"War [10w] Fight wars not to win, but so our enemies don't."

"Measuring Love The only scientist who can measure love is the onewho's in love with another scientist."

"Hermits vs. Rising Real Estate Costs [10w] Hermits can no longer afford a cabin in the woods."

"Make It Happen!!! [10w] Don't wait for someone to fall in love with you."

"Doublemint Gum: Double your pleasure. Double your fun... ...we're talking ménage à trois, you son of a gun."

"again!"=""Perfect happiness is when your child giggles and yells,"Again!"

"Rhyme vs. Reason {Couplet} Do not try to make rhyme of reason,nor reason of rhyme;For the former's too systematic,the latter's too sublime."

"Washington State Motto Al-Ki. [25]America's most rainy, PC and annoying state."

"Selfie [10w] For the millennial generationa selfie is a family portrait."

"Prickly Pears [10w] Men are often like cactus fruits ~thorny outside,mushy inside."

"Crawling Backwards [10w] Crawling backwards is the hardwired wisdom of crabs and survivors."

"I knew that I had been partially right in the storeroom above the bar on Christmas Day. Whoever I had become had to die."

"Alone [10w] Alone in bed because of three wordsI hadn't said."

"Ringtones Haiku 'Oy! Dai, da-ye-nu,Dai, da-ye-nu, Dai, da-ye-nu...'"Answer your fucking phone!"

"Coffee Wisdom [2] For a real manthe only thing better than the scent of pussyis the smell of freshly ground coffee."

"I'm Not Talking About Fruitcake [10w] The greatest gifts are the ones that can be regifted."

"Oppressor vs. Oppressed [10w] Love somtimes disintegrates into becoming the oppressor or the oppressed."

"Using the Backdoor If we compare writing computer code to sex,then hacking would be anal sex."

"Paranoid Realist Perspective [10w] "I've conquered all my enemies except for the real ones."